Funny leaving mail

[rocksteadyeddie]

Sent to a load of people the guy had never met from the global address list. Genius!

__________________________________________
From: Welsh, Gavin
Sent: 17 November 2006 18:47
To: Ham, Ian; Cheese, Henry; BOARD, NICHOLAS; ROLL, Christiane; Honey, Marian; Pickles, Gareth; OLIVE, CLARE; PATE, DOUGLAS; Cracker,Jacob CC Harrogate; Fish, Paul; Lemon, Debbie (Outward Payments Centre, London); Beer, Judy; Port, Jackie; Peach, Claire; Pear, Delyth; ORANGE, MARIANNE; Salt, Steven; Pepper, Jacqueline (One Account)

Subject: Lunch anybody?

How about we all catch up for lunch?

[aclivity]

rocksteadyeddie said:

Sent to a load of people the guy had never met from the global address list. Genius!

__________________________________________
From: Welsh, Gavin
Sent: 17 November 2006 18:47
To: Ham, Ian; Cheese, Henry; BOARD, NICHOLAS; ROLL, Christiane; Honey, Marian; Pickles, Gareth; OLIVE, CLARE; PATE, DOUGLAS; Cracker,Jacob CC Harrogate; Fish, Paul; Lemon, Debbie (Outward Payments Centre, London); Beer, Judy; Port, Jackie; Peach, Claire; Pear, Delyth; ORANGE, MARIANNE; Salt, Steven; Pepper, Jacqueline (One Account)

Subject: Lunch anybody?

How about we all catch up for lunch?

who would be so cruel to their child to name them Jacob Cracker?

[Steamer]

aclivity said:

who would be so cruel to their child to name them Jacob Cracker?

Lemon Debbie isnt much better either!

Edited by Steamer on Friday 14th August 11:29

[LeoZwalf]

That is hilarious - took me a while to get it though

Please do keep us updated of any replies he gets...

ETA just noticed the date on the mail ... never mind about the replies then again

Edited by LeoZwalf on Friday 14th August 11:34

[Mattygooner]

Gareth Pickles...

[DrTre]

Umm...ALL the names have been changed, presumably to protect the innocent...

[Adam B]

DrTre said:

Umm...ALL the names have been changed, presumably to protect the innocent...

assumed the mail was only funny BECAUSE of the names he sent it to

[parakitaMol.]

Adam B said:

DrTre said:

Umm...ALL the names have been changed, presumably to protect the innocent...

assumed the mail was only funny BECAUSE of the names he sent it to

Yes. The lunch related names are hysterical.

You could follow up with an after work drinks mail and change the names to Mr Beer and Mrs Spritzer - a comedy gem indeed.

[Nidjit]

rocksteadyeddie said:

Cheese, Henry;

oh come on, people!

[aclivity]

parakitaMol. said:

Adam B said:

DrTre said:

Umm...ALL the names have been changed, presumably to protect the innocent...

assumed the mail was only funny BECAUSE of the names he sent it to

Yes. The lunch related names are hysterical.

You could follow up with an after work drinks mail and change the names to Mr Beer and Mrs Spritzer - a comedy gem indeed.

I thought the point was that he had chosen all of those names from the corporate address book, which is quite clever in it's own way. The fact that someone on the corporate mail list was called Jacob Cracker was what struck me.

[DrTre]

Got it...penny drops....I thought he'd sent it to the entire address list and the names were ones that had been invented to protect the identities of the company/people.

[rocksteadyeddie]

Adam B said:

DrTre said:

Umm...ALL the names have been changed, presumably to protect the innocent...

assumed the mail was only funny BECAUSE of the names he sent it to

I removed some of the details from some of the names - indeed to protect the innocent.

Just copied into my mail and did "check names". Sadly Gareth Pickles, Debbie Lemon and a few others have left the business. Jacob Cracker is still here though. Works in Harrogate apparently!

[parakitaMol.]

aclivity said:

parakitaMol. said:

Adam B said:

DrTre said:

Umm...ALL the names have been changed, presumably to protect the innocent...

assumed the mail was only funny BECAUSE of the names he sent it to

Yes. The lunch related names are hysterical.

You could follow up with an after work drinks mail and change the names to Mr Beer and Mrs Spritzer - a comedy gem indeed.

I thought the point was that he had chosen all of those names from the corporate address book, which is quite clever in it's own way. The fact that someone on the corporate mail list was called Jacob Cracker was what struck me.

The pain of seeing an internet 'joke' from 2006 struck me.

I'm surpried that Mrs A, Salmonella; wasn't in there for good measure.

[s3fella]

We have a "Fanny Flange" at our place and used to have the hillariously names "Pearl Nicholas" too! (Still makes me laugh!)