Kids say the darnest things...

[dreamz]

So i'm doing a bit of washing the car and i overhear two of the neighbours kids playing

"ok now I pretend to go over and steal that off you and you have to catch me"

"no i want to steal that off you"

"no i'm the thief so you have to catch me"

"no i dont want want to be the police daddy says they're all assholes."

[BrabusMog]

Oh I do hope this goes better than the last one of these.

[MrBennett]

[IanMorewood]

My 2 year old yesterday

‘st........ happens’

[Don]

Remember, kids, just because Mommy's got a potty-mouth doesn't mean you have to...

[Steamer]

dreamz said:

"no i dont want want to be the police daddy says they're all assholes."

Good job they don't play in our street! When the neighbours kid's play cops & robbers the cops beat the st of speccy with lightsabers! No real surpise that their parents are actually both Dibble.

Edited by Steamer on Friday 14th August 14:42

[Charlie Foxtrot]

Steamer said:

dreamz said:

"no i dont want want to be the police daddy says they're all assholes."

Good job they don't play in our street! When the neighbours kid's play cops & robbers the cops beat the st of speccy with lightsabers! No real surpise that their parents are actually both Dibble.

I'd have all the respect in the world for the Police if they used lightsabers.

[Justayellowbadge]

Charlie Foxtrot said:

Steamer said:

dreamz said:

"no i dont want want to be the police daddy says they're all assholes."

Good job they don't play in our street! When the neighbours kid's play cops & robbers the cops beat the st of speccy with lightsabers! No real surpise that their parents are actually both Dibble.

I'd have all the respect in the world for the Police if they used lightsabers.

It would change my view of the force.

[The Black Flash]

Justayellowbadge said:

Charlie Foxtrot said:

Steamer said:

dreamz said:

"no i dont want want to be the police daddy says they're all assholes."

Good job they don't play in our street! When the neighbours kid's play cops & robbers the cops beat the st of speccy with lightsabers! No real surpise that their parents are actually both Dibble.

I'd have all the respect in the world for the Police if they used lightsabers.

It would change my view of the force.

Very drole

[Cotty]

The humor is strong in this one.

[craste]

My 3 year old son was reminded that it was nearly time for bed the other night, he moved away to look at the clock on the wall in the kitchen and then turned to us whilst nodding his head knowingly and said that it was....

"nearly time o'clock"

Classic!

[Penny-lope]

I am sitting in the dentist chair today when my 6yo son start to yap to the dentist as he's cleaning my teeth....

'My mum has a new girlfriend'

'Oh that's nice'

'Oh no sorry I meant a boyfriend. It's not like she's a lezzie or something. She likes willys'




Followed quickly by

[Superhoop1904]

Penny-lope said:

I am sitting in the dentist chair today when my 6yo son start to yap to the dentist as he's cleaning my teeth....

'My mum has a new girlfriend'

'Oh that's nice'

'Oh no sorry I meant a boyfriend. It's not like she's a lezzie or something. She likes willys'




Followed quickly by

Did the dentist comment?

[otolith]

Steamer said:

When the neighbours kid's play cops & robbers the cops beat the st of speccy with lightsabers! No real surpise that their parents are actually both Dibble.

"Two Little Boys In Blue"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf8vFzc9Npc

[SGirl]

Penny-lope said:

I am sitting in the dentist chair today when my 6yo son start to yap to the dentist as he's cleaning my teeth....

'My mum has a new girlfriend'

'Oh that's nice'

'Oh no sorry I meant a boyfriend. It's not like she's a lezzie or something. She likes willys'




Followed quickly by

SBaby's school did a satisfaction survey among parents recently, and there was a little question for the children on there as well. They were asked what they would say to a child new to the school.

My favourite answer: "don't worry, you'll get used to it".

Or another favourite, this time from a survey of children's favourite people: "I don't buy into the whole celebrity culture thing". From a 5 year old!