Ghey Alert! (Help Please)
Ghey Alert! (Help Please)
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The Riddler

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6,565 posts

227 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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I seem to have a bit of a problem, in that a school mate who added me to facebook's boyfriend is pretty much stalking me.

The school mate, we will call him Dan for the sake of argument, has a boyfriend, who we shall call Paul. Now, about 3 or 4 days after i accepted Dan, Paul added me, at this point i didnt know either was ghey. After about a week of the usual st you chat with someone you dont really know he offered to erm, do me a favour. I politely declined, and pointed out that i was in a relationship, with a woman, and women are all i like.

Now, he didnt seem to take this very well, and commented on a few pics of mine, describing in detail what he wanted to do, as well as writing things on my wall. I deleted all the comments, as they were rather graphic, they didnt interest me, and i certainly dont want anyone getting the wrong idea about me. I also deleted him, but not before he got my email address and phone number. fk. He seems to have stopped texting/sending pics/ringing me now, but the emails still carry on.

Now we get around to tonight, some 3 weeks after i expected it all to have gone away. But the school mate, Dan, came on facebook chat tonight. The conversation went something like this:

Him 'Have you deleted Paul?'
Me 'Yes'
Him 'Why?'
Me 'Cos he's a fkin pain and he wont leave me alone'
Him 'Yeah, he said he was trying to get some pics from you'
Me 'And i am not like that, so please tell him to leave me alone before i bump into him and explain things in simple english'

He seemed to get the message, for about 5 minutes, then started telling me how much better men are than women.. 'Different strokes for different folks' was my reply, 'and its not my scene'

He then told me that they saw me in town, and Paul wanted to get me in the car and erm.. Do things to me. I think thats a pretty serious, and also quite threatening.

Any idea how i can get it to stop?

kit80

4,764 posts

217 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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If ya can't beat 'em..join 'em wink

laugh

moleamol

15,887 posts

293 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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The Riddler said:
I seem to have a bit of a problem, in that a school mate who added me to facebook's boyfriend is pretty much stalking me.

The school mate, we will call him Dan for the sake of argument, has a boyfriend, who we shall call Paul. Now, about 3 or 4 days after i accepted Dan, Paul added me, at this point i didnt know either was ghey. After about a week of the usual st you chat with someone you dont really know he offered to erm, do me a favour. I politely declined, and pointed out that i was in a relationship, with a woman, and women are all i like.

Now, he didnt seem to take this very well, and commented on a few pics of mine, describing in detail what he wanted to do, as well as writing things on my wall. I deleted all the comments, as they were rather graphic, they didnt interest me, and i certainly dont want anyone getting the wrong idea about me. I also deleted him, but not before he got my email address and phone number. fk. He seems to have stopped texting/sending pics/ringing me now, but the emails still carry on.

Now we get around to tonight, some 3 weeks after i expected it all to have gone away. But the school mate, Dan, came on facebook chat tonight. The conversation went something like this:

Him 'Have you deleted Paul?'
Me 'Yes'
Him 'Why?'
Me 'Cos he's a fkin pain and he wont leave me alone'
Him 'Yeah, he said he was trying to get some pics from you'
Me 'And i am not like that, so please tell him to leave me alone before i bump into him and explain things in simple english'

He seemed to get the message, for about 5 minutes, then started telling me how much better men are than women.. 'Different strokes for different folks' was my reply, 'and its not my scene'

He then told me that they saw me in town, and Paul wanted to get me in the car and erm.. Do things to me. I think thats a pretty serious, and also quite threatening.

Any idea how i can get it to stop?
Why does this read so camp? Like Julian Clarey, but gayer. And camper. Just accept it OP, you're a raging homo.

The Riddler

Original Poster:

6,565 posts

227 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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No.


Edited by The Riddler on Monday 30th November 18:59


Edited by The Riddler on Monday 30th November 18:59

350GT

73,668 posts

285 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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What you need to do is block the feckers, and if you see them in the street, walk over, and give them a right good kicking.. That should keep your obvious gheyness in touch... for a bit.

XJSJohn

16,151 posts

249 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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350GT said:
What you need to do is block the feckers, and if you see them in the street, walk over, and give them a right good kicking.. That should keep your obvious gheyness in touch... for a bit.
But not in the balls ... he may enjoy that too much!

The Hypno-Toad

13,306 posts

235 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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If you want I can give Paul this guys number...?



He's a stone, not a sponge.

aw51 121565

4,773 posts

263 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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The Hypno-Toad said:
If you want I can give Paul this guys number...?



He's a stone, not a sponge.
And he normally wears more than that in Emmerdale! wink

The Riddler

Original Poster:

6,565 posts

227 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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The Hypno-Toad said:
He's a stone, not a sponge.
vomit

Taita

7,995 posts

233 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Ask him to stop, if not, smack him one.

(with your closed fist, not your cock)

TurboMills

281 posts

210 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Meet up, take him to one side, and give him a good rogering.

That should sort it.

The Riddler

Original Poster:

6,565 posts

227 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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TurboMills said:
Meet up, take him to one side, and give him a good rogering.

That should sort it.
Are you Paul?

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Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Give him a punt?

TurboMills

281 posts

210 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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The Riddler said:
TurboMills said:
Meet up, take him to one side, and give him a good rogering.

That should sort it.
Are you Paul?

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Yes. Please be gentle with me...

hehe

Seriously though, delete him, freakin' weirdos on facebook dude, i've deleted my whole profile.
My real friends are the ones i speak to every week.

Halb

53,012 posts

213 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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XJSJohn said:
350GT said:
What you need to do is block the feckers, and if you see them in the street, walk over, and give them a right good kicking.. That should keep your obvious gheyness in touch... for a bit.
But not in the balls ... he may enjoy that too much!
As well as the OPbiggrin

Gun

13,432 posts

248 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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This is exactly what Reginald D. Hunters talks about here, from 1:40 to 3:05 (possibly NSFW), follow his advice!

rfn

4,608 posts

237 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Delete them and block them (both).

If the texts and emails continue I'd suggest reporting it as (sexual) harrassment?

skylinecrazy

13,986 posts

224 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Why Dan? Lots more names out there....

kit80

4,764 posts

217 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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skylinecrazy said:
Why Dan? Lots more names out there....
AHA..Will you please leave Josh alone!

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

242 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Yea but Dan seems to be a particular ghey name! biggrintongue out