If you were about to be executed
If you were about to be executed
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anonymous-user

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77 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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What do you think would be the last thought in your mind apart from family, would you suddenly find god and hope/pray there is something after?

I watched The Pianist again last night, so it made me think, harrowing but great movie.



PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

213 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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fk?

dougc

8,240 posts

288 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Cheerful stuff

fathomfive

11,067 posts

213 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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If only she'd shut up when I told her...

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

77 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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dougc said:
Cheerful stuff
Sorry, I should have saved it for Monday wink


toasty

8,216 posts

243 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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boobies

robinhood21

31,020 posts

255 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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I'd be thinking 'I hope this doesn't hurt too much'.

kit80

4,764 posts

210 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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"What are the odds of getting out of this one?"

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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I'd be thinking...I'm coming back to haunt Winky and Russell Brandyes

350GT

73,668 posts

278 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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I'd probably think ... "fk"

Marf

22,907 posts

264 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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"I should have done a better job of framing that bd"

TheEnd

15,370 posts

211 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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digimeistter said:
What do you think would be the last thought in your mind apart from family, would you suddenly find god and hope/pray there is something after?
a bullet?

(someone was going to say it, so it might as well be me)

back to the point, i have no idea, apart from "wow, i didn't think that would have been my last thought"

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

231 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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"If you were about to be executed"...I'd kickoff like never before, roundhouse kick the guard in the goolies & strangle him with his tie whilst pouring lukewarm coffee in his eye. I'd dispense a payakká by farting & so gas the fkers and make my escape. I'd be gone before you could say Albert Pierrepoint.

Red Firecracker

5,331 posts

250 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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hora said:
I've always wanted to wet myself properly- never had the right moment (there isnt one though is there?). Right there I'd properly piss myself and glory in the warm damp spreading feeling. smokin
It would appear that the last train home is ripe for soiling oneself according to another thread.

Working class

8,974 posts

210 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Did i lock the fromt door?

Poledriver

29,311 posts

217 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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What would Batman/James Bond do now?

350GT

73,668 posts

278 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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Desperately trying to remember that episode with Penn and Teller about catching the bullet.

groucho

12,134 posts

269 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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TheEnd said:
a bullet?
Would you hear the shot from the firing squad?

Poledriver

29,311 posts

217 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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groucho said:
TheEnd said:
a bullet?
Would you hear the shot from the firing squad?
IIRC, bullets travel faster than the speed of sound so it would hit you before you heard the shot. You would probably live long enough to then hear it though! yikes

This Side Down

203 posts

206 months

Saturday 15th August 2009
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hora said:
I've always wanted to wet myself properly- never had the right moment (there isnt one though is there?). Right there I'd properly piss myself and glory in the warm damp spreading feeling. smokin
EWWWWW!!!