Swinger's Parties - Ettiquette Question

[IanMorewood]

As you're a worldly lot out there, could someone tell me who gets first dibs in the key bowl and what's the ettiquette? Do women pick men's keys or do the men get to choose the women's keys?

[Oily Nails]

Normally the one in the leather mask holding the baby lotion making the "mewing" sound...

[The Hypno-Toad]

My guess is that if you're writing a post about this on a Saturday night, then you aren't the kind of guy who's ever going to need to know the answer.

But wait....I'm replying to it, so that makes me?.......

[Kermit power]

Generally the heaviest woman picks first.

You can always tell a wealthy male swinger. He's the one who specced a Skoda key for his R8.

[Steamer]

Kermit power said:

Generally the heaviest woman picks first.

You can always tell a wealthy male swinger. He's the one who specced a Skoda key for his R8.

Really? I thought those big chunky Audi keyfobs were so popular within the swinging community because they were easier to pick out of the bowl with your arse cheeks.






I'd double check that etiquette or you might be going home sooner than you planned

[Pesty]

From what Ive seen of swingers it doesn't really matter.You will end up with a fat 50 year old whatever bunch of keys you pick.

PS I don't think they do teh key thing since the 70's. You just turn up and pair off usualy both partners of the couple have to agree that its a fair exchange.

[Eric Mc]

Would a motorhome key ring carry much kudos?

[captainzep]

Good luck OP -it looks jolly erotic.

[Pesty]

yep thats what its like.

[fullbeem]

Eric Mc said:

Would a motorhome key ring carry much kudos?

Max and Paddy proved there was sizable room for bedroom gymnastics inside a Fiat motorhome

[JudgeMental]

Pesty said:

PS I don't think they do teh key thing since the 70's.

I think they've done away with pampas grass as well

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/144708-s...

[C8PPO]

Couple across the road from me have pampas grass AND a hot tub, plus a healthy level of rumours about what that all adds up to.

[Zod]

captainzep said:

Good luck OP -it looks jolly erotic.

isn't that a phot from a rugby club changing room? It's three blokes ffs!

[parakitaMol.]

Ian Morewood, are you related to Dick Hardbanger and Phillipa Hole?

[parakitaMol.]

thegavster said:

The people I've known who are swingers are the last people I woould ever want to have sex with.

I suspect that's why they're swingers, they'd really struggle to get any otherwise.

This isn't a subject I am familiar with but I thought the point of swinging was partner swapping.

Therefore you'd need to have a partner in the first place, in order to swap.

I suppose, in theory, a man could get a prostitute for the night, take her a long and 'give' her to someone else in order to get a 'wife' even if it did belong to someone else.

But this strikes me as rather pointless. The ugly would just get a 'ho.

Anyway, whenever swinging is mentioned, after I have been sick, I think of the final scene with Nigel Planer on the doorstep in 'The Comic Strip Presents: Sex Actually'.

They had pampass grass in that. Therefore anyone with pampass grass is a filthy swapping pest.

[Bing o]

Eric Mc said:

Would a motorhome key ring carry much kudos?

You mesn a mobile rape shed?

[Krakatoa]

I thought the only ettiquette you needed was to carry rubbers and wet wipes..

[davido140]

parakitaMol. said:

thegavster said:

The people I've known who are swingers are the last people I woould ever want to have sex with.

I suspect that's why they're swingers, they'd really struggle to get any otherwise.

This isn't a subject I am familiar with but I thought the point of swinging was partner swapping.

Therefore you'd need to have a partner in the first place, in order to swap.

I suppose, in theory, a man could get a prostitute for the night, take her a long and 'give' her to someone else in order to get a 'wife' even if it did belong to someone else.

But this strikes me as rather pointless. The ugly would just get a 'ho.

There's plenty of damn ugly couples out there!

[Talksteer]

parakitaMol. said:

thegavster said:

The people I've known who are swingers are the last people I woould ever want to have sex with.

I suspect that's why they're swingers, they'd really struggle to get any otherwise.

This isn't a subject I am familiar with but I thought the point of swinging was partner swapping.

Therefore you'd need to have a partner in the first place, in order to swap.

I suppose, in theory, a man could get a prostitute for the night, take her a long and 'give' her to someone else in order to get a 'wife' even if it did belong to someone else.

But this strikes me as rather pointless. The ugly would just get a 'ho.

Anyway, whenever swinging is mentioned, after I have been sick, I think of the final scene with Nigel Planer on the doorstep in 'The Comic Strip Presents: Sex Actually'.

They had pampass grass in that. Therefore anyone with pampass grass is a filthy swapping pest.

I suggest you try this: (not out of personal experience though)

http://www.feverparties.com/

[parakitaMol.]

Talksteer said:

parakitaMol. said:

thegavster said:

The people I've known who are swingers are the last people I woould ever want to have sex with.

I suspect that's why they're swingers, they'd really struggle to get any otherwise.

This isn't a subject I am familiar with but I thought the point of swinging was partner swapping.

Therefore you'd need to have a partner in the first place, in order to swap.

I suppose, in theory, a man could get a prostitute for the night, take her a long and 'give' her to someone else in order to get a 'wife' even if it did belong to someone else.

But this strikes me as rather pointless. The ugly would just get a 'ho.

Anyway, whenever swinging is mentioned, after I have been sick, I think of the final scene with Nigel Planer on the doorstep in 'The Comic Strip Presents: Sex Actually'.

They had pampass grass in that. Therefore anyone with pampass grass is a filthy swapping pest.

I suggest you try this: (not out of personal experience though)

http://www.feverparties.com/

I'm not clicking that link.

You can explain your point with keyboard letters arranged to make actual words. Thanks.