Funny Team Names

[71notout]

Not sure how many of you partake in things like Fantasy Football/F1/whatever tournaments each year, or perhaps 5-a-side competitions/leagues but some of the names people come up with can be really witty.

My attempt at humour this year for our fantasy league is

Veni, Vidic, Vici

which I thought wisnae a bad attempt but i'm sure you guys have seen much better examples than this.

So, got any good examples?

[Simpo Two]

71notout said:

My attempt at humour this year for our fantasy league is

Veni, Vidic, Vici

'Veni, Vidi, Vici' surely?

Although it translates into English as 'Weeny, Weedy, Weaky'

[71notout]

No, I have Nemanja Vidic (Man U) in my team, hence the name

[LHD]

Our Monday night quiz team name is:

Fat Kids Always Win at See-Saw.

[Simpo Two]

71notout said:

No, I have Nemanja Vidic (Man U) in my team, hence the name

Fair point, I'm a football numpty. Who does Ossie Ardiles play for these days?

[central]

Everton.

[matty_doh]

Dad was in a vet's league five a side team called 'All Past It & Broken' which I thought was fairly amusing, especially since 90% of the players had supports on every joint

Edited by matty_doh on Monday 17th August 00:57

[Mr_Wendel]

My fantasy football team name for this season is 'Inter Minan'. Not original but it made me chuckle. I am currently second overall after a lucky start to the season! Being top of a table of five thousand people is quite good I think.

[porcupineprince]

Mine for this season is 'Chile Con Carnage'.

[Steve H]

"Stephen Hawking's Football boots"

[louiebaby]

Two of my favourite pub team names:

Four King Frogs

and

My Girlfriend Can't Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box.

[Blib]

We used to play against a team called "Athletico Neasden".

Made me smile.

[REDGTA]

I know a woman's dragon boat team called 'Dirty Oars'.

[RIPmgmetro]

Grampas 8 mi hamster... Czech's in the post...

[Devilstreak]

LHD said:

Our Monday night quiz team name is:

Fat Kids Always Win at See-Saw.

Copy-Cats...That was our quiz name too last wednesday..

And we won! £126 to be precise lol

Edited by Devilstreak on Monday 17th August 15:44

[pincher]

Your Mums Athletic

(Never sure if there should be an apostrophe in there, so pre-emptive apologies to the Grammar Police )

[Lord Pikey]

In bad taste but my old flat mate used to always use

"Jill Dando Doorstep Challenge"

but only in rough pubs as he said he got dodgy looks in posher venues.

[Eddh]

A few months ago we were at a pub quiz. The team name had to be something to do with current affairs. I give you:

'Josephs Fritzl’s student accommodation EST 1984'

[Devilstreak]

Eddh said:

A few months ago we were at a pub quiz. The team name had to be something to do with current affairs. I give you:

'Josephs Fritzl’s student accommodation EST 1984'

In a similar vain.. a team i know used "Fritzl Academy"

[Mr_Yogi]

Fantasy Football team name, back about 6 or 7 years ago, S Club 11