Random people, random photos, random sweets, randomness
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Remember a few years back when all the sad t
tty people all declared 'I'm a bit mad i am!'?
Well now its all fking random!
"I'm a bit random I am!"
"Here are my random photos I took."
Right, you're not random, at best you're perhaps 'zany', but in most cases your just some sad wker tt who is trying to appear slighty more fun than you actually are.
And how can your photos be random? You chose to take them! You aimed your camera at something and chose when to press the button, so how is that random? It's NOT! And no, tilting the camera slightly does not make it random, and no, having someone pull a funny face or holding up 2 fingers is not random, in fact if anything, it's LESS random, cos you took the photo specifically while they did the face while aiming directly at them.
At best your photo album might be 'misc'.... but it's not even that is it, it's a carefully selected bunch of photos that you hope will make people think youre life is interesting. It's not, it's really not.
You do random things do you? Such as what? Oh you put a red fking scarf on and it's summer? Oh ho ho ho ho how random is that? IT'S NOT! Arrrrrrrrrrrgh FFS, all it is, is contrary to weather conditions. If you were to some how do a random act, it wouldnt be a slightly zany thing done to impress, it could just as easily be to kill someone, or yourself, or to eat poo, or to rape a zebra, or to hop to the vatican. But no, you'd never do any of those things, you've discounted so many things right from the start that it couldnt be random if you tried!
Random sweets? how can they be random? theyre made by machines, machines designed to make sweets, designed and therefore not random aaaaaaaaargh! I'm suing for false adveritising.
You're not random, your photos are not random, you do not do random things, you're not 'mad' you're not even zany, youre some sad sack fking woman probably from Newport, Wales who has nothing better to fking to that constantly tell people on facebook what you're doing.
Ive just got up.
i'm having a bath, back soon!
I'm going out, text me if you need me
I'm being random. No, youre being a!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
What's the next buzz word then?
tty people all declared 'I'm a bit mad i am!'?Well now its all f
king random! "I'm a bit random I am!"
"Here are my random photos I took."
Right, you're not random, at best you're perhaps 'zany', but in most cases your just some sad w
ker tt who is trying to appear slighty more fun than you actually are.And how can your photos be random? You chose to take them! You aimed your camera at something and chose when to press the button, so how is that random? It's NOT! And no, tilting the camera slightly does not make it random, and no, having someone pull a funny face or holding up 2 fingers is not random, in fact if anything, it's LESS random, cos you took the photo specifically while they did the face while aiming directly at them.
At best your photo album might be 'misc'.... but it's not even that is it, it's a carefully selected bunch of photos that you hope will make people think youre life is interesting. It's not, it's really not.
You do random things do you? Such as what? Oh you put a red f
king scarf on and it's summer? Oh ho ho ho ho how random is that? IT'S NOT! Arrrrrrrrrrrgh FFS, all it is, is contrary to weather conditions. If you were to some how do a random act, it wouldnt be a slightly zany thing done to impress, it could just as easily be to kill someone, or yourself, or to eat poo, or to rape a zebra, or to hop to the vatican. But no, you'd never do any of those things, you've discounted so many things right from the start that it couldnt be random if you tried!Random sweets? how can they be random? theyre made by machines, machines designed to make sweets, designed and therefore not random aaaaaaaaargh! I'm suing for false adveritising.
You're not random, your photos are not random, you do not do random things, you're not 'mad' you're not even zany, youre some sad sack f
king woman probably from Newport, Wales who has nothing better to fking to that constantly tell people on facebook what you're doing.Ive just got up.
i'm having a bath, back soon!
I'm going out, text me if you need me
I'm being random. No, youre being a
! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
What's the next buzz word then?
moleamol said:
She turned you down then?
while this rant was about several people who claim to be 'random' it is clear that i didnt choose Newport 'randomly' .. and as it happens... i did once accidentally ask her for bumsex. I had 2 people on my MSN with the same name, 1 of which we (a biking social group) used to tease about the joys of bottom-fun. I saw this persons name pop up on MSN, so I said 'come on, let me do ya bum' to which she, the wrong one' said "OK, when?"
I couldnt log out fast enough. I had to shower so many times. Felt so dirty no matter how much I scrubbed and how hot the water was.
My god, a linguistic trend!?!!? HOW DARE THEY!?! And all those people who call their friends 'bro' when they're not actually related.. HOW DARE THEY?! And all those people who say 'Init' instead of 'Isn't it' and within the wrong context... HOW DARE THEY?!
Seriously dude, if that's what really gets your juices flowing I suggest you lighten up, take a deep breath, go outside and have a walk. Not everything in the world is worth losing your head over, or even worth minor irritation. Fight the battles that need fighting and ignore the pointless, minor differences of opinion.
I will, however, say that it was quite funny to read
Seriously dude, if that's what really gets your juices flowing I suggest you lighten up, take a deep breath, go outside and have a walk. Not everything in the world is worth losing your head over, or even worth minor irritation. Fight the battles that need fighting and ignore the pointless, minor differences of opinion.
I will, however, say that it was quite funny to read
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