Pikey couple arrested on wedding night

[Soovy]

http://news.scotsman.com/uk/Couple-arrested-on-wed...


A cameo of everything that is wrong with Britain.

Sctosman said:

The couple were married at Durham Register Office on August 10, with 40 guests, in a ceremony that had taken four years to plan.

Afterwards, their twins Thomas and David, aged two-and-a-half, were christened.

They celebrated at Coxhoe Workingmen's Club, with friends and family, including daughters Claire, 15, Emma, 12, and Caitlyn, 10, and Mrs Forshaw-Arnold's father, David Forshaw.

The couple then had a romantic dinner for two at the Water House, a Wetherspoons pub, in Durham.

Edited by Soovy on Wednesday 19th August 11:30

[Los Palmas 7]

Article said:

The couple then had a romantic dinner for two at the Water House, a Wetherspoons pub, in Durham.

Classy.

[Matt_N]

Article said:

The bride, who wore a garter bearing a plastic imitation gun, said later: "Both the ceremonies went really well.

Classy!

[rocksteadyeddie]

Sctosman said:

the bride wore a garter bearing a plastic imitation gun

WTF ??

[BrabusMog]

rocksteadyeddie said:

Sctosman said:

the bride wore a garter bearing a plastic imitation gun

WTF ??

WTF indeed, I thought it was Scotsman.

[Chris_w666]

article said:

Newlyweds Harry and Claire Arnold got into a row with a security guard who asked them to stop smoking as they waited to catch a bus home from Durham.

That made me a little.


ETA: Soovy if you ever fancy travelling North I could take you to visit the quiet hamlet of Coxhoe

Edited by Chris_w666 on Wednesday 19th August 12:00

[Kermit power]

How on earth can anyone take 4 years to plan a registry office ceremony for 40 followed by a pissup in a working men's club and a two for one at Weatherspoons???

I can only assume they factored in the amount of time required to teach their extended family how to read the invitations?

[Caruso]

Kermit power said:

How on earth can anyone take 4 years to plan a registry office ceremony for 40 followed by a pissup in a working men's club and a two for one at Weatherspoons???

They had to get a date when all the family where on parole at the same time?

[Soovy]

Caruso said:

Kermit power said:

How on earth can anyone take 4 years to plan a registry office ceremony for 40 followed by a pissup in a working men's club and a two for one at Weatherspoons???

They had to get a date when all the family where on parole at the same time?

[pringle1988]

Chris_w666 said:

article said:

Newlyweds Harry and Claire Arnold got into a row with a security guard who asked them to stop smoking as they waited to catch a bus home from Durham.

That made me a little.


ETA: Soovy if you ever fancy travelling North I could take you to visit the quiet hamlet of Coxhoe

Edited by Chris_w666 on Wednesday 19th August 12:00

Haha I live there.
ps. im not related to them

[adycav]

If ever a news item required pictures this was it.

[parakitaMol.]

4 years to plan a registry office ceremony for 40 and dinner for 2 at weatherspoons?

Imagine the stress involved if they had to do a job of work!

[Backtobasics]

Well, at least they can say that the day was unique.

[rhinochopig]

adycav said:

If ever a news item required pictures this was it.

I disagree. This is the news story that requires pictures. "Gordon Brown was run over today by the drunken naked actress Angelina Jolie. According to eyewitnesses, her hands had slipped off the steering wheel of her Ferrari P4 due to her being covered liberally in olive oil."

[Jasandjules]

Such a classy tale.

I do like "...Married in the Morning...." then "...Christen the Kids in the afternoon....".

[madala]

...there is much more wrong with this f/ing country than some "pikey" wedding....but I won't go there as it might upset some on here.....no names etc etc.....

[Soovy]

rhinochopig said:

adycav said:

If ever a news item required pictures this was it.

I disagree. This is the news story that requires pictures. "Gordon Brown was run over today by the drunken naked actress Angelina Jolie Ali Kat. According to eyewitnesses, her hands had slipped off the steering wheel of her Ferrari P4 Mazda MX5 due to her being covered liberally in olive oil."

Get out of my head.

Edited by Soovy on Wednesday 19th August 14:08

[ali_kat]

[monthefish]

adycav said:

If ever a news item required pictures this was it.

Edited by monthefish on Wednesday 19th August 14:22

[Soovy]

monthefish said:

Sorry but I'd hit that like a ginger stepchild.