Those really bad films that make you laugh...
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buffly said:
Freddie Got Fingered....
I dont know why, but i only know one other person that thinks there are some funny bits in it.
Maybe thats why i`m single.... Hmmm.
"Daddy would you like some sausages", ect.
At Uni we all loved this film.I dont know why, but i only know one other person that thinks there are some funny bits in it.
Maybe thats why i`m single.... Hmmm.
"Daddy would you like some sausages", ect.
"He.... he fingers Freddy"
"Do you have a problem with my legs?" "No but you do, either that or you're just f
king lazy""40 million f
king Deusctmarks Bob! YOU'RE fkING FIRED BOB! YOU'RE FIRED""I found the treasure" "That's soap on a rope you retard" "It's treasure! We can live like kings.... WE CAN LIVE LIKE KINGS!!!!"
I'm going to watch it now....
The Happening i thought was shocking but couldn't help laughing with the "My god" "My bicycle" and the "I'm talking to a plastic plant, i'm still talking to a plastic plant".
Also Strange Wilderness, was a stupid film but had some brilliant quotes. "Bears kill around 2 million salmon every year, but attacks on bears by salmon are much more rare"
Also Strange Wilderness, was a stupid film but had some brilliant quotes. "Bears kill around 2 million salmon every year, but attacks on bears by salmon are much more rare"
Driven
So bad one cannot even count the ways
You could start with the jaw dropping revelation about 5 minutes in however, that Sly - having been given the finger by Mr Ecclestone, (allegedly for a laughable script - probably the only time I've ever thought Bernie may have been right about something) - simply made the same film but replaced F1 with CART. We are therefore suddenly faced with a Jaques Villeneuve-alike here, a Damon Hill there and a Schuey/bad guy chimera there...albeit driving slightly rubbish cars in places like Milwaukwe rather than Monaco but none of this NONE OF THIS prepares you for.......
Burt Reynolds, the team-owner in a wheelchair.
Frank Williams must never have seen it otherwise he surely would have died from laughter-induced asphyxia at the re-imagining of his life by the bloke who was once "The Bandit".
And I've not even started on the "special effects" or the bit where Sly shows how good he is by picking up dimes on his tyres driving round a track or how he goes faster by whistling.
I laughed so hard I actually had to replace the cracked plaster in the lounge which had begun to crumble from an onslaught of hooting some 15 minutes in. I can't remember what happened at the end, I think I was in an ambulance.
So bad one cannot even count the ways
You could start with the jaw dropping revelation about 5 minutes in however, that Sly - having been given the finger by Mr Ecclestone, (allegedly for a laughable script - probably the only time I've ever thought Bernie may have been right about something) - simply made the same film but replaced F1 with CART. We are therefore suddenly faced with a Jaques Villeneuve-alike here, a Damon Hill there and a Schuey/bad guy chimera there...albeit driving slightly rubbish cars in places like Milwaukwe rather than Monaco but none of this NONE OF THIS prepares you for.......
Burt Reynolds, the team-owner in a wheelchair.
Frank Williams must never have seen it otherwise he surely would have died from laughter-induced asphyxia at the re-imagining of his life by the bloke who was once "The Bandit".
And I've not even started on the "special effects" or the bit where Sly shows how good he is by picking up dimes on his tyres driving round a track or how he goes faster by whistling.
I laughed so hard I actually had to replace the cracked plaster in the lounge which had begun to crumble from an onslaught of hooting some 15 minutes in. I can't remember what happened at the end, I think I was in an ambulance.
Plan 9 From Outer Space (or anything directed by Ed Wood) - "You see? Your stupid Earth minds. Stupid stupid stupid!" or indeed the best line in the history of cinema "Well one thing's for sure. Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible"
Silent Night Deadly Night 2 - "Garbage day!" actually maybe this one is
Dracula 3000
Mortal Kombat Annihilation - "Mother! You're alive!" "Too bad you....will die"
Shark Attack series
Troll 2 - "They're eating here and then they're going to eat me. Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwd!"
House of the Dead
Hercules in New York - "Fine Chariot but vere are zee horses?" "You have strucked Hercules"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OfXJddqQU
Silent Night Deadly Night 2 - "Garbage day!" actually maybe this one is
Dracula 3000
Mortal Kombat Annihilation - "Mother! You're alive!" "Too bad you....will die"
Shark Attack series
Troll 2 - "They're eating here and then they're going to eat me. Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwd!"
House of the Dead
Hercules in New York - "Fine Chariot but vere are zee horses?" "You have strucked Hercules"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OfXJddqQU
pitflaps said:
Driven
So bad one cannot even count the ways
You could start with the jaw dropping revelation about 5 minutes in however, that Sly - having been given the finger by Mr Ecclestone, (allegedly for a laughable script - probably the only time I've ever thought Bernie may have been right about something) - simply made the same film but replaced F1 with CART. We are therefore suddenly faced with a Jaques Villeneuve-alike here, a Damon Hill there and a Schuey/bad guy chimera there...albeit driving slightly rubbish cars in places like Milwaukwe rather than Monaco but none of this NONE OF THIS prepares you for.......
Burt Reynolds, the team-owner in a wheelchair.
Frank Williams must never have seen it otherwise he surely would have died from laughter-induced asphyxia at the re-imagining of his life by the bloke who was once "The Bandit".
And I've not even started on the "special effects" or the bit where Sly shows how good he is by picking up dimes on his tyres driving round a track or how he goes faster by whistling.
I laughed so hard I actually had to replace the cracked plaster in the lounge which had begun to crumble from an onslaught of hooting some 15 minutes in. I can't remember what happened at the end, I think I was in an ambulance.
The technical errors and laughability of Driven deserve there own So bad one cannot even count the ways
You could start with the jaw dropping revelation about 5 minutes in however, that Sly - having been given the finger by Mr Ecclestone, (allegedly for a laughable script - probably the only time I've ever thought Bernie may have been right about something) - simply made the same film but replaced F1 with CART. We are therefore suddenly faced with a Jaques Villeneuve-alike here, a Damon Hill there and a Schuey/bad guy chimera there...albeit driving slightly rubbish cars in places like Milwaukwe rather than Monaco but none of this NONE OF THIS prepares you for.......
Burt Reynolds, the team-owner in a wheelchair.
Frank Williams must never have seen it otherwise he surely would have died from laughter-induced asphyxia at the re-imagining of his life by the bloke who was once "The Bandit".
And I've not even started on the "special effects" or the bit where Sly shows how good he is by picking up dimes on his tyres driving round a track or how he goes faster by whistling.
I laughed so hard I actually had to replace the cracked plaster in the lounge which had begun to crumble from an onslaught of hooting some 15 minutes in. I can't remember what happened at the end, I think I was in an ambulance.
I liked the car made from 1" steel box section and the car that when crashed appeared to be filled with Diesel.
Also the two CART cars at a press thnigy that have a starter, a full tank of fuel and are ready to drive on public streets.....
snowy slopes said:
I may get flamed for this, but can anyone remember that film dan o'bannon did that was like a forerunner of alien and had a killer tomato with feet in it??? Funniest thing i have watched in ages
Dark Star? But the alien didn't kill anyone in that, it just had an evil sense of humour and had been collected as the ship's mascott by the unsuspecting crew. The ships computer had predicted intelligent life in that region of space. The crew thought it was stupid. The "joke" was that it's evil sense of humour showed the computer to be right but in "life not as we know it" way.The atom bomb that thinks it is god (as in "let there be light" ) is the weirdest bit.
The film was intended to be funny and a bit "off the wall" and was IIRC made on a tiny budget.
It WAS the forrunner of Alien, O'Bannon saw the potential to rewrite the story as horror and did so.
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