Tenant offering a substitute for paying rent...
Tenant offering a substitute for paying rent...
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dirty landlord

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1 posts

199 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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OK, this is not my usual PH name but my anonymity is required...

And I can't post in the Lounge for 14 days so it's in here! If a mod wishes to move it, please feel free.



I own a few flats, one of which is occupied by 2 female students. One of said students is on holiday for summer and, since they have been excellent tenants for 3 years now, I told the remaining student that she didn't have to pay her flatmates share of the rent while she's on her own. They've looked after the place very well and have been very patient when I've been having renovation/decorating work done at the flat.

Now, the girl in question is a bit skint. She called me last month and told me she couldn't pay her rent for August. I said she could pay me it at the same time as the September payment if it's just this one time. They've never missed a payment before.

She can't afford it again this month (£600 now). I was round there at lunchtime and she subtly made the suggestion that she would be willing to let me shag her if I would write off the debt.

Now, I'm a happily married man but she's pretty damn foxy (and 20).

PH'ers, what should I have done?


A: Nail her and let her off with the cash and worry (or hope?) she misses another payment.

B: Say no and leave. It's not worth risking my marriage and if it's happened once it'll happen again and I'll keep losing rent.


Are there any legal issues aside from cause for divorce?!





Fidgits

17,202 posts

252 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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tough one.

are you absolutley sure thats what she was offering?

Are you prepared to risk your marriage for a quickie with a skint student? What happens if she thinks this is a quick and easy way to avoid paying rent?


Its a minefield.

BEN66

5,533 posts

233 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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Do what you know you are going to do....- what do you think the masses here will tell you??

bonsai

2,015 posts

203 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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If you were going to sling one up her you'd have done it without asking on an internet forum.

SO that's out of the scenario.

She has the money, she just knows you're soft since you waived flatmates rent so she thought she'd try it on for herself as well.

Also for that kind of money you could have a very very good escort who also won't have the potential to blackmail you in the future.

Soovy

35,829 posts

294 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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Make sure you get it in her hair.




Seriously, don't put yourself in that position. If you do this, you will be easily blackmailable - you'll end up giving HER money to keep quiet.

Just don't.



Actually, tell you what. Get six volunteers off here to pay £100 each and havea go at her all at the same time.

She's gets the debt written off, six people get a go a her, you get to film it and sell the resultant movie.

Everybody wins.



Edited by Soovy on Friday 21st August 14:21

P924

1,272 posts

205 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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will the missus notice the lack of rent payment?

skenergysolution

287 posts

202 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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scratchchin

Thats a toughie

Smiler.

11,752 posts

253 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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Shag her brains out, OXO & all that.

Then phone your missus & suggest a three-some, you're obviously on a roll & your luck in well-in smile

P924

1,272 posts

205 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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I'll do you both a favour, and I'll shag her. Just don't tell my wife.

hondafanatic

4,969 posts

224 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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If you went for option 'A', I could easily see you coming back in few months time with a thread along the lines of:

"Help, my tennent is blackmailing me and threating my family life if I don't let her live there rent free for ever".

Seriously, don't do 'A'. No shag is worth that.




Edited by hondafanatic on Friday 21st August 14:22

jas xjr

11,309 posts

262 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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at £600 a shag she would have to be amazing. seriously do not shag her , it is not wortt your marriage and leaves you open for all sorts of ste in the long run. tell the lazy bh to get a job and pay her rent or get the feck out or get he baps out and pay the rent

Soovy

35,829 posts

294 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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hondafanatic said:
If you went for option 'A', I could easily see you coming back in few months time with a thread along the lines of:

"Help, my tennent is blackmailing me and threating my family life if I don't let her life there rent free for ever".

Seriously, don't do 'A'. No shag is worth that.
This.



For £600 quid you can get a pro model who'll do whatever you want and will keep her mouth shut.


anonymous-user

77 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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A: Nail her and film her..

'The landlord always knocks Twice'


Devilstreak

8,088 posts

204 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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Lefty Guns said:
Fidgits said:
tough one.

are you absolutley sure thats what she was offering?

Are you prepared to risk your marriage for a quickie with a skint student? What happens if she thinks this is a quick and easy way to avoid paying rent?


Its a minefield.
What he said. No way is it worth it.

But we need a pic of the student laugh
Surely you are going to end up with the prefered PH response of oxo tower lol..


But I would say this is a potential minefield that could quite easily ruin your life and you never see any rent money again, although may receieve great sex for the foreseeable future.

Oh and Pics etc..lick

MrBet

96 posts

213 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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It's an expensive shag.

hondafanatic

4,969 posts

224 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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Soovy said:
hondafanatic said:
If you went for option 'A', I could easily see you coming back in few months time with a thread along the lines of:

"Help, my tennent is blackmailing me and threating my family life if I don't let her life there rent free for ever".

Seriously, don't do 'A'. No shag is worth that.
This.



For £600 quid you can get a pro model who'll do whatever you want and will keep her mouth shut.
This pro model you speak of.... ears

Don

28,378 posts

307 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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You even had to ask how dumb it would be to fk her?

Jeezzzus!

Pretend you missed the signs. Tell her you are willing to be patient for the money but she must now start paying you back the missed month's rent. If she should be paying £300 tell her it will be £350/£400 until the debt is paid.

She'd have to be monumentally dirty in the sack to be worth £600 and failed marriage.

Don

28,378 posts

307 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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Hang on for the money. Since she's considering whoring herself out she's probably about to improve her income and will be able to pay you...

Eric Mc

124,822 posts

288 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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I can't recall if there is an appropriate box on the Self Assessment tax return (Land and Property Supplementary Pages) to cover this eventuallity.

Podie

46,647 posts

298 months

Friday 21st August 2009
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Lefty Guns said:
This is going to be a good thread.


So who is the mysterious dirty landlord? hehe
Yep and... running IP checks... hehe
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