Misheard song lyrics - "Calling Cheryl Baker"

[GTIR]

R.E.M The sidewinder sleeps tonight

So what song lyrics have you misheard?

[bazking69]

Tori Amos - Professional widow.

[zetec]

Destinys Child - Independant woman,

The Alf Garnett song!

[nonplussed]

'scuse me while I kiss this guy!

[Devilstreak]

bald headed woman....

more than a woman - bee- gee's

[suthol]

ELO - Strange Magic
Strain My Dick in the chorus

[Gargamel]

Chaka Khan

For years I thought the song was called

Climb every woman

[...Mole...]

Iron Maiden - Can i play with madness.

i heard it as "Can i play with Matches"

[Mastiff]

My old man has sung "Lucy in disguise, with glasses" for many years.

I haven't got the heart to tell the old sod though.....

[gobuddygo]

The wife for years thought that the Jam's "Eton Rifles" was "These two right balls"

[Ozone]

FIL used to sing 'Horace the seal' instead of 'Our lips are sealed'

[JuniorD]

Holding back the ears, Simply red

http://www.rathergood.com/holding (probably NSFW)

[Asterix]

Macy Gray - 'I wear goggles when you are not near'

Honestly believed this for ages

[Burnham]

bazking69 said:

Tori Amos - Professional widow.

Its gotta be pig.

[t84]

zetec said:

Destinys Child - Independant woman,

The Alf Garnett song!

I depend on meat!

[JonRB]

Ohhhhhhhhh, my ears are alight

[Davi]

for musical retards such as myself can you include the correct lyrics?

[Pooh]

1 min 13 secs into this song, they clearly sing "for Eddie Wearing there ain't no salvation" which is a bit harsh I think he was quite good on It's a knockout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M

Edited by Pooh on Monday 24th August 14:39

[toasty]

Anna Frieeeeeeeel!

Madonna - Ray of Light

[Marf]

Bunnys too tight to mention - http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight NSFW

The shoes on my feet, Alf garnet - http://www.rathergood.com/alf

old as the hills but still funny