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M400 NBL

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3,543 posts

236 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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I have had my suspicions about my girlfriend cheating on me for a while now. I wasn’t sure whether or not I was being paranoid, but I am not usually suspicious and have never been a jealous person in any of my relationships.

Recently she has been getting home late from work, around two or three hours later than she used to.

It was yesterday that I realise that for me to move on, I would have to find out for myself.

Yesterday she told me that she was going to the cinema with a friend. Nothing unusual with that to be fair, but I got the feeling that she was lying.

As she doesn’t drive, I decided to hide in the garage to see who dropped her off. The garage has a window that gives a good view of the road to our house.

As I crouched down behind my motorbike, a car approached my house and that’s when I saw it.

There’s a crack between the fairing and the manifold.

Can I fix this myself?



cs02rm0

13,816 posts

215 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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laugh

chunkymonkey71

13,136 posts

222 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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roflroflrofl

The true spirit of PH!!!

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

266 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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chunkymonkey71 said:
The true spirit of PH!!!
I'd agree with that bit.

It's been here so many times it is an old friend now.

BrabusMog

21,422 posts

210 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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As old as the hills, I knew it when I was reading it, but still raises a smile even now!

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

249 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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Noah called - the Ark's cabaret act has lost his joke book.

Working class

8,975 posts

211 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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sleep

rasputin

1,449 posts

230 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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The Bing Bang Singularity called - it's missing one joke book before it can achieve infinite mass.

M400 NBL

Original Poster:

3,543 posts

236 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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I'm happy with 2 chuckles smile

If it's new to me, it was always going to be new to some others. Even on PH where every topic and fact is lost somewhere in the archive wink

i remember

3,296 posts

210 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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Thats older than ph

cazzer

8,883 posts

272 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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rasputin said:
The Bing Bang Singularity called - it's missing one joke book before it can achieve infinite mass.
Buh ba ba boom.....
You have to be a certain age to get that I suppose smile

BoRED S2upid

20,983 posts

264 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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zzzzzzzzzz

In my day it was a broken 3 wood but hey you changed it for a motoring forum, well done you. Give yourself a pat on the back.


Seriously tho she is cheating on you.

Four Cofffee

11,838 posts

259 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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Not unsimilar to;

Dear John



I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the nei ghbor’s daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months.

He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.

Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also

check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery

pressure to the in jectors.

I hope this helps,

John


Glacier

75 posts

214 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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Much more important than the OH for sure wink

Excellent biggrin

anonymous-user

78 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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M400 NBL said:
I have had my suspicions about my girlfriend cheating on me for a while now. I wasn’t sure whether or not I was being paranoid, but I am not usually suspicious and have never been a jealous person in any of my relationships.

Recently she has been getting home late from work, around two or three hours later than she used to.

It was yesterday that I realise that for me to move on, I would have to find out for myself.

Yesterday she told me that she was going to the cinema with a friend. Nothing unusual with that to be fair, but I got the feeling that she was lying.

As she doesn’t drive, I decided to hide in the garage to see who dropped her off. The garage has a window that gives a good view of the road to our house.

As I crouched down behind my motorbike, a car approached my house and that’s when I saw it.

There’s a crack between the fairing and the manifold.

Can I fix this myself?
hehe

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

201 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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M400 NBL said:
Can I fix this myself?
I tell you what, I'll nip round and fix it for you.

TBH as I'm banging your gf inside out most nights after work, it's the least I can do.

MudSkipper

2,406 posts

242 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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hehe I'd not heard/read that version before so you get a chuckle from me too

gib6933

5,278 posts

255 months

Monday 24th August 2009
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It is an old joke, and i have seen it on ph twice.

But it still made me laugh laugh. Thank you smile