Genie in a Lantern

[Jackpot]

Imagine if you will...

You're aimlessly wondering along minding your own business when all of a sudden you come across a Golden Lantern, yes, just innocently sitting there. Of course you pick up the lantern and give it a good old rub, to your amazement out pops a fat blue genie. He grants you three wishes.

Of course the usual rules of free will apply. You cannot change human emotion and you cannot wish for more wishes.

What would you wish for?

[The Hypno-Toad]

I'd have an everlasting pint of beer. And when the genie asks "What are your other two wishes?" I'll say "I'll have another two of them!"

Boom, twish!

You've been great, I've been The Hypno-Toad, I'm here all week, tell your friends, try the veal, don't forget to tip your waitress, enjoy the rest of the show, I'll get me coat.....

[SpunkyMonkey]

I would wish for my wish to not come true, and watch the genie disappear in an explosion of logic.

[Republik]

Can I wish for Jessica Alba?

and world peace

Edited by Republik on Tuesday 25th August 10:12

[Simpo Two]

I don't think you can beat vast quantities of money. A nice little Queen Anne place in the country and a selection of cars for various purposes would be a start. And a cabin cruiser.

[shirt]

a billion quid in my account, natalie imbruglia as my wife, an NHS that works. the latter being my little gift to all your poor people

[tegwin]

Is no one going to wish for the Genies freedom?..... no one..... you ungreatful swines you!

[SkinnyBoy]

unlimited money, the ability to be anywhere with a thought, and immortality.

[fathomfive]

The ability to get what I wanted just by asking for it.

Financial security for family and friends.

The end to Peugeots 'Drive Sexy' ad campaign.

[Devilstreak]

tegwin said:

Is no one going to wish for the Genies freedom?..... no one..... you ungreatful swines you!

Damn you! Thats what i was going to use as my third wish.. after being made a prince lol.. and getting princess jasmine

[ofcorsa]

60k a year tax free for life, Paid up small holding somewhere in the county and good health, I'd be happy with that

[triggersbroom]

I'd wish that I could go back 20 months so I can make the correct decision in my life, and not hurt someone that I truly loved

My Soulmate. She's still always on my mind... Even to this day

Life eh?

[MitchT]

A healthy mind
A healthy body
The love of a good woman

Sorry. Bit boring.

[mat13]

unlimited money

unlimited petrol

and to get rid of my eczema

[isee]

SkinnyBoy said:

unlimited money, the ability to be anywhere with a thought, and immortality.

best reply so far imho

[DrTre]

I'd ask for an ostrich, a cat that never gets a round in and a really small pianist.

[V8S]

Unlimited further wishes.

Oh and the hope that the genie doesn't have a shiny, lamp-shaped cock.

Edited by V8S on Tuesday 25th August 14:00

[sleep envy]

DrTre said:

I'd ask for an ostrich, a cat that never gets a round in and a really small pianist.

a bird with a tight pussy and?

[sleep envy]

V8S said:

Unlimited further wishes.

I'm guessing the other two would be the ability to read and comprehend

[DrTre]

A bird with long legs, a tight pussy and a 12 inch penis.

I'm probably mixing two very crap jokes together to make an uber crap joke tbh.

ETA Me with the 12" penis, not the bird. Christ.

Edited by DrTre on Tuesday 25th August 14:03