Best way (of the following options) to dump someone?

[MitchT]

What do you reckon folks?

[SystemParanoia]

do her sister/mother/bestfriend

[MitchT]

I'm thinking list yourself as "single" on Facebook and wait for them to notice.

[OllieWinchester]

Kill them.

[Mobile Chicane]

If you haven't been seeing someone for that long, then a sensitively worded email should suffice.

[Alex_MCS]

Faking your own death is the only way...

[al1991]

Come on, you could at least spare the poor cow a phone call!

[OnTheOverrun]

Couldn't you just tell her face to face in double geography on wednesday?

[Poledriver]

Voted for "none of the above!"
Have some respect FFS! Either face to face, or if you are a real coward, make a phone call. Don't be a completely faceless coward!

[ellroy]

Poledriver said:

Voted for "none of the above!"
Have some respect FFS! Either face to face, or if you are a real coward, make a phone call. Don't be a completely faceless coward!

what he said

[NiceCupOfTea]

IIRC didn't you get dumped by your g/f a few months ago? Come on, have a bit of decency, do it in person. Even when I was 16 I did it face to face!

[randlemarcus]

Too direct for my tastes, I'm sorry to say. Facebook offers the perfect middle ground - list your relationship as "its complicated" then when she rings up, do the whole "its not you, its me" thing.

She gets annoyed, dumps you, and you get to go through her mates like grass through a goose. Job jobbed.

[Flanders.]

Be a bh to her until she dumps you

[DrTre]

There's only one acceptable way, Monk E Mail

[catmartin]

Change your Facebook status to Single.
Email her with a direct link to your profile.
Text her telling her to check her emails.

It's not foolproof but you'll get there in the end!

[nonuts]

Facebook is the classy answer

[Astacus]

TVR Moneypit said:

SystemParanoia said:

do her sister/mother/bestfriend

It's worked succesfully for me three times in the past

What? She didn't get the message the first time around?

Oh

[sleep envy]

inject her with ricin when she's sleeping

[catmartin]

sleep envy said:

inject her with ricin when she's sleeping

haha!

[DrTre]

Thought it was absorbed through the skin?

Like that Bulgarian jogger splitter, Boris Karloff or whoever he was?