Wife's baby making demands beginning to annoy

[Asterix]

We're trying for a baby - we'd love to have kids - no argument.

Doing our best to 'do the business' as often as poss but recently it's getting a bit daft.

Came home from a long day at work - we've a few hours before we have to go out for dinner - I'm knackered and she's being a royal pain on the arse saying that as she'll be too tired when we get back, I 'must' do it now.


Umm - no love, I'm having a beer, checking a few things out online, having a shower and then getting ready to go out. Instant superstrop!

Hardly going to get me in the mood is it.

[escargot]

Christ mate, just give her one and have done with it.

[okgo]

That's my dream woman right there.

[Papa_Hotel]

Shag her every two days for two weeks starting a week after her blob finishes. It's not that hard.

Or are you saying your missus is fat and ugly?

[The Curn]

You lucky bd!

No joke mate, take it while you can, because once sprog 1 turns up it'll be a distant memory.

Until of course sprog 2 is required then it picks up again, and then once sprog 2 is on it's way that's it again.

Not sure what happens after that. I'll keep you posted.

[NiceCupOfTea]

You can't argue with millennia of instinct! Get it impregnated

[The Curn]

Just thinking about this a bit more and I'd like to say again;

YOU LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY bd.

[Mc lovin]

Enjoy it whilst you can, DO NOT PASS UP ANY CHANCES NOW!!!!!!!!

[Arese]

[Kermit power]

Think yourself lucky!

Mrs Kermit got pregnant at the second time of trying the first time, and at the first time of trying the second time. So much for all the guaranteed sex for me!

Number three even made it through the pill when we weren't even trying!

[Carl_Spackler]

The mood??!! The mood??!!

Your a man, yes, and your alive, yes, problem sorted, your in the mood.

[mechsympathy]

Asterix said:

Hardly going to get me in the mood is it.

Buy her some nice lingerie/rubberwear and tell her that you're not a sperm machine, you need warming up too

Just don't forget to post pictures of the resultant black eye.

[funkyrobot]

Worst 'I'm a big raving homosexual hairy arse loving willy riding poo hole pounding bum bandit' thread ever!!

[Jonny671]

okgo said:

That's my dream woman right there.

I was going to say!

Complaining about your missus wanting it too often?

[okgo]

Jonny671 said:

okgo said:

That's my dream woman right there.

I was going to say!

Complaining about your missus wanting it too often?

I hope the urge slows down, as I won't cope with the above, won't cope well at all.

[skoff]

Good grief, get as much in now while you can... because when the little one arrives it will all stop

[Superhoop1904]

skoff said:

Good grief, get as much in now while you can... because when the little one arrives it will all stop

So so true, ruin her at every chance in every way you have ever thought about because once she has the bun in the oven its back to late evenings in front of the PC alone!

[Scamper]

The Curn said:

You lucky bd!

No joke mate, take it while you can, because once sprog 1 turns up it'll be a distant memory.

Until of course sprog 2 is required then it picks up again, and then once sprog 2 is on it's way that's it again.

Not sure what happens after that. I'll keep you posted.

what happens next insnt pretty reading....as they grow you get more paranoid about "interruptions" then the frequency becomes less and less....then you buy a PS3 to keep you occupied in the evenings as there is no point in going to bed for an early night....

[sevros1981]

Have a good old think about what you have just posted on here.

[Plotloss]

Ever heard the saying 'Make hay whilst the sun shines'?

Bender.