How in the name of christ

[Celt]

Psychics how the fk? My girl friends mum had one round last night. She had to book it 6 months in advance. ‘That’s cos shes a really good psychic!!’ apparently. But this con artist bh was magically able to bring me into her realm. Tuesday night, me and my girl friend had an argument because I went out on the piss after saying I couldn’t see her. My gf then told any fker that would listen that I lied and am a horrible person. So miraculously Mystic Meg was able to envisage that me and her will break up in two. Wtf course she can look good if she is that vague! She then said I am more immature than I seem and prefer to go out with my mates drinking than sitting in with her every night. Spookily unusual for a 19 year old guy. She also said about my gf last dog, which died on Christmas day. But her mum booked this in the end of January and was telling everyone about this dog and how unlucky it was. So all it proves is that this has a memory.

How the hell can these people make money outside of draconian Britain?

[OnTheOverrun]

Many women are stupid.

HTH

[MitchT]

I went to see a psychic once. She looked at me and said "you like pies and boobs", I said "f**k me! you're amazing"

[madala]

Celt said:

Psychics how the fk? My girl friends mum had one round last night. She had to book it 6 months in advance. ‘That’s cos shes a really good psychic!!’ apparently. But this con artist bh was magically able to bring me into her realm. Tuesday night, me and my girl friend had an argument because I went out on the piss after saying I couldn’t see her. My gf then told any fker that would listen that I lied and am a horrible person. So miraculously Mystic Meg was able to envisage that me and her will break up in two. Wtf course she can look good if she is that vague! She then said I am more immature than I seem and prefer to go out with my mates drinking than sitting in with her every night. Spookily unusual for a 19 year old guy. She also said about my gf last dog, which died on Christmas day. But her mum booked this in the end of January and was telling everyone about this dog and how unlucky it was. So all it proves is that this has a memory.

How the hell can these people make money outside of draconian Britain?

....WTF....someone mention drugs?.....

[fatboy b]

Can't see why she had to wait 6 months. Surely the psychic should have known she wanted one.

[Mattygooner]

I went to see one once, sign in the window said that the shop was closed due to unforseen circumstances....

[JJCW]

MitchT said:

I went to see a psychic once. She looked at me and said "you like pies and boobs", I said "f**k me! you're amazing"

[Simpo Two]

Strike a happy medium.

[kit80]

fatboy b said:

Can't see why she had to wait 6 months. Surely the psychic should have known she wanted one.

[Los Palmas 7]

"You've got to be cruel to be kind. Aye, don't shoot the messenger. I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me. Now I'm getting the word 'nonce'".

[jesusbuiltmycar]

Reminds me of adnauseum

Clive said:

She read your future from your farts?

Derek said:

Yeah! She said .....

Clive said:

What did she see in your future?

Derek said:

Well, I-, you know, I had-, er, I done, you know, the usual thing. I'd had about, oh, I don't know, I had two-, about three or four dozen eggs over the last three days .....

Clive said:

Yeah.

Derek said:

..... so I was well primed. Then on the morning of the, er, actual, you know, .....

Clive said:

Appointment.

Derek said:

..... appointment .....

Clive said:

Yeah.

Derek said:

..... I-, I had, er, four pounds of figs .....

Clive said:

Yeah.

Derek said:

..... and-, (laughs) and, er, six cans .....

Clive said:

Chutney?

Derek said:

Six cans of beans.

Clive said:

Chutney?

Derek said:

No, no, no chutney, no.

Clive said:

Oh, she usually likes chutney, you surprise me.

Derek said:

So, er, I went down there, she said, "All right then, er, er, Derek, er, take your, you know, the usual down and, er, just give me one."

Clive said:

Yeah.

Derek said:

So I, er, I gave her one. And, er, you know, almost immediately she said, er, "In three seconds you're going to st this fking room to pieces." And she was quite right!

[Celt]

OnTheOverrun said:

Many women are stupid.

HTH

It does! And these people think they are equal!

[biper]

Bit like Deja Vou, but we'll come to that in a minute.

[L4MBOLUV3R]

Ex believed in all this st! We had an argument over it because I said it was bull when apprently its all real and they know how your life will turn out. Pfffff!

[Los Palmas 7]

biper said:

Bit like déjà vu, but we'll come to that in a minute.

I knew you were going to say that.

[Stu R]

Quite an interesting series of videos with Richard Dawkins and Derren Brown discussing the various techniques used to prey on the emotionially weak, suggestible, hard of thinking and gullible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xswt8B8-UTM

[Poledriver]

I'm sure I've had this feeling of Deja Vu before!

[The Moose]

Am I the only stoooooped dislexik who thought it was Physics!!

I couldn't understand WTF you were on abotu Physics this and Physics that!!

Cheers

The Moose

[anonymous-user]

JJCW said:

MitchT said:

I went to see a psychic once. She looked at me and said "you like pies and boobs", I said "f**k me! you're amazing"

have another

[JonRB]

Poledriver said:

I'm sure I've had this feeling of Deja Vu before!

Come again?