Sex in the shower, it's over-rated, isn't it?
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Papa_Hotel said:
Human bodies don't glide over each other so easily as you might expect in a shower and the constant running water.... well... it kinda strips away a different kind of moisture that you need for coitus to happen.
Sex in the shower - a fun idea but crap in practice.
You're doing it wrong or with the wrong person!Sex in the shower - a fun idea but crap in practice.
Dupont666 said:
you just tried it on with your missus whilst she was having a shower and she told you to f
k off and not to try and hump her leg like a randy dog and then you came on here to tell us?
No, it's been on my mind for a while. It really spoiled Lakeview Terrace for me when they did it in the pool... underwater sex just doesn't work.k off and not to try and hump her leg like a randy dog and then you came on here to tell us?
TEKNOPUG said:
Papa_Hotel said:
Human bodies don't glide over each other so easily as you might expect in a shower and the constant running water.... well... it kinda strips away a different kind of moisture that you need for coitus to happen.
Sex in the shower - a fun idea but crap in practice.
You're doing it wrong or with the wrong person!Sex in the shower - a fun idea but crap in practice.
Sex in the shower is only crap when the cubical is too small or some bd flushes the loo downstairs taking away all your cold water midway through when the Mrs is pinned against the wall and your already trying not to slip over on the suds from the wash you just had!
Oh, and trun the shower head to one side so you get the water falling over you both still but little of it gets to the areas you require lubricating.
Either that or just learn how to get a woman properly wet rather than just mildly moist
d flushes the loo downstairs taking away all your cold water midway through when the Mrs is pinned against the wall and your already trying not to slip over on the suds from the wash you just had!Oh, and trun the shower head to one side so you get the water falling over you both still but little of it gets to the areas you require lubricating.
Either that or just learn how to get a woman properly wet rather than just mildly moist
Lefty Guns said:
You must be doing something wrong. i like it (and so does mrs guns).
In fact, when building my new house I went to a fair bit of effort of designing the en-suite bathroom with a huge double shower cubicle complete with tiled seats, handrails, 2 shower heads etc etc
And a fleshlight......In fact, when building my new house I went to a fair bit of effort of designing the en-suite bathroom with a huge double shower cubicle complete with tiled seats, handrails, 2 shower heads etc etc
Papa_Hotel said:
Lefty Guns said:
You must be doing something wrong. i like it (and so does mrs guns).
In fact, when building my new house I went to a fair bit of effort of designing the en-suite bathroom with a huge double shower cubicle complete with tiled seats, handrails, 2 shower heads etc etc
And a fleshlight......In fact, when building my new house I went to a fair bit of effort of designing the en-suite bathroom with a huge double shower cubicle complete with tiled seats, handrails, 2 shower heads etc etc
I recall when younger 'a friend' telling me a hysterical story about staying in an old fashioned British seafront hotel (Brighton I do believe) that had upgraded all the massive Victorian rooms to include modern ensuite facilities to get its stars. What this actually meant was that they fitted free standing preformed plastic bathrooms with shower cubicles in the corner of the large rooms. Held there by gravity and some plumbing pipes and electrical string. Given the title of this topic I think you can imagine the rest 
HarryW said:
I recall when younger 'a friend' telling me a hysterical story about staying in an old fashioned British seafront hotel (Brighton I do believe) that had upgraded all the massive Victorian rooms to include modern ensuite facilities to get its stars. What this actually meant was that they fitted free standing preformed plastic bathrooms with shower cubicles in the corner of the large rooms. Held there by gravity and some plumbing pipes and electrical string. Given the title of this topic I think you can imagine the rest
Brighton, eh? So your "mate's" head burst through the plastic wall as "he" was getting rogered by Leroy and Julian? I love it when people pass off their own story as having happened to a mate. 
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