Men: not to be trusted with the weekly shop

[miniman]

A pint to the first person to guess what I **actually** bought when I was supposed to be doing the weekly shop

[The Joker.]

A mini?

[mp3manager]

A man?

[Kitch88]

something with an engine?

[Evangelion]

MX-5. Well somebody had to say it!

[The jiffle king]

A new tele?

[oobster]

Some adult bedroom toys?

[PeteG]

I'd agree, something with an engine.

Or a dog.

[900T-R]

A fifty-something inch plasma?

[Balmoral Green]

[snuffle]

An air freshener so you don't have to go to pauls for a poo.

[gib6933]

coke and hookers


(well it used to be the answer to most in the old lounge)

[shirt]

20 mins of suspense. it can't be that good!

[robinhood21]

A chain-saw! You did, didn't you.

[Shaw Tarse]

Where were you doing the shop?

[miniman]

A bouncy castle.

"What the fk is that?" she said. Oops...

[shirt]

you win, its was worth it. where the hell did you buy that from?

[miniman]

Sainsburys. Only £35, had to be done.

[shirt]

hmm, sainsbury's is open for another 2hrs. thats enough time to get pissed and appropriate a lift!

[Alfanatic]

A bouncy castle?? Did you spend lots of time in a pub before making it to Sainsburys?