Buying a Lady On the Interweb
Buying a Lady On the Interweb
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lambogenie

Original Poster:

794 posts

231 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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has anyone ever bought one of these internet women?

what with the economic crisis and cut in entertaining expenses the usual bit of other is proving a more costly hobby, therefore I was thinking about economising and get a lady from the interweb, these chaps seem to have a spritely selection of young hotties of a foreign persuasion, i was wondering if anyone had done an import and what sort of paperwork/licenses you need, and generally what their expectations might be in terms of manageing them vs a domestic model.

linky to the wimminstrader

I am thinking nina 21 might be a goer due to her lovely funbags, but the "caring for her without an inducements" might not fit with my plan of spanking her over the dining table before tea.

thoughts? experience?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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What's the betting they are the first 2-3 photos from a porno shoot somewhere out there on the net?

Rollcage

11,345 posts

221 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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She will still be a mentalist ,and neither of you will be able to understand each other !





Go for it.


(can you pay by PayPal?)

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

206 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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I'm thinking they will shag you, marry you, move their family into your house and then divorce you, keeping the house.

Though I do admit I am a trifle cynical.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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I like the way the pics are categorised into what they were wearing in the photoshoot, like the wildcats for those in leopard print, sleeping beauties for those lying down, and Bathing beauties for any pics in a bikini.


The cynic in me says they are all professional pics, and models, which says its a big pay to chat scam.

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
I'm thinking they will shag you, marry you, move their family into your house and then divorce you, keeping the house.

Though I do admit I am a trifle cynical.
So you're saying they'll dessert you?

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

222 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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If this is genuine then well... I can't think of a good simily but...



It's just not going to happen is it.



I can't see her moving here to live with some fat sweaty northerner who can't meet a women here...

Edited by T89 Callan on Saturday 29th August 20:23

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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Pay by paypal, and open a "goods significantly not as described" dispute after.

Although you will end up with a Chernobyl bogtroll, you'll get your money back.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

262 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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I know someone who has done this. Lots of foreign trips to meet the women, then more to meet up with his choice and make sure they and the families got on. Married, kids, and very happy as far as I can tell.

It is pretty st in Russia at the moment, even a relatively average Western male is a far better bet for them than marrying at home. I don't believe Russian women are any more mental/shoe-obsessed than English girls, though you'll have to keep the phrase 'gold digger' in mind (as you do here).

Rollcage

11,345 posts

221 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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grumbledoak said:
I know someone who has done this. Lots of foreign trips to meet the women, then more to meet up with his choice and make sure they and the families got on. Married, kids, and very happy as far as I can tell.

It is pretty st in Russia at the moment, even a relatively average Western male is a far better bet for them than marrying at home. I don't believe Russian women are any more mental/shoe-obsessed than English girls, though you'll have to keep the phrase 'gold digger' in mind (as you do here).
As usual ,is she fit? Pics Please!


Papa_Hotel

12,760 posts

211 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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Kinda looks like a more expensive version of adultwork with less chance of getting laid.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

262 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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Rollcage said:
As usual ,is she fit? Pics Please!
hehe I did genuinely mean 'a friend'. It would be very low to post photos, even if I had some. She is very pretty, though.

Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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Found it!


lambogenie

Original Poster:

794 posts

231 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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I have had a look. and there is several that has taken my interests.

i wonder if i can get a discount like BOGOF and where the law stands on that.

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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lambogenie said:
I have had a look. and there is several that has taken my interests.

i wonder if i can get a discount like BOGOF and where the law stands on that.
Distance Selling Act comes into play, you've up to 28 days to reject them and don't have to say why.

AUDIHenry

2,201 posts

216 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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Russian chicks are sluts, that's a universal fact. She might live with you, but she'll be sleeping with everyone else.

Don't do it.

TimJMS

2,584 posts

280 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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TheEnd said:
Pay by paypal, and open a "goods significantly not as described" dispute after.

Although you will end up with a Chernobyl bogtroll, you'll get your money back.
... and definitely no paternity suit.

E31Shrew

5,963 posts

221 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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Think I'll give them a miss. None of them seem to drink or smoke.

Rollcage

11,345 posts

221 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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AUDIHenry said:
Russian chicks are sluts, that's a universal fact. She might live with you, but she'll be sleeping with everyone else.

Don't do it.
I have errr seen some **films** that would seem to prove this theory!

Evangelion

8,633 posts

207 months

Saturday 29th August 2009
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All a bit young for me.

But by all means give it a go, don't forget to let everybody on here know how you get on. Preferably with photos.