Groping in a nightclub

[GTIR]

Went out on Saturday into town and ended up at one of the (straight) clubs. It might be that be that I've never noticed it but the amount of bum grabbing that goes on it just silly!

I had mine groped a number of times (by women) and just got a wink when I turned round to see who the offender was. The number of blokes doing it to ladies was amazing, I don't remember it being like this in the 90's.
I had a go at a mate as he must of groped about 10 women in a row, he just said it was normal and everyone does it. WTF! Do they?

I can honestly say I have never groped
anybodys arse (unless I knew them!) ever. It's just wrong.

Is this normal nowadays is it all part of going out? Drink/grope/fight/sick etc?



maybe I should be pleased I got groped.

[DrTre]

Happened to a mate of mine one night. She came back from the bar looking really quite white and said

"Oh my God! I've just been graped"

"Don't you mean groped?

"No, there was a bunch of them"


the original of this joke is a lot less PC

[t84]

Give me a quiet pub and some good mates any day, hate going clubbing now (do like my drum and bass nights though!)

[BoRED S2upid]

I would expect to get slapped if I did any groping in a nightclub!. And probably loose my balls if her indoors found out.

[skip_1]

Where do I need to go to receive said groping?

[TheEnd]

Happens a lot,
I guess i take it in the spirit it's meant in, but you'll find that if you try this anywhere else, you'll be arrested and put on the sex offenders list for the rest of your life by some miserable cow.

[Glacier]

Touch me and run the consequences

I invite people into my space as and when; anything opportunist goes punished ... severely.

[stefd]

Exactly the same thing happened to me on saturday night. I thought the first girl that did it was drunk or depserate but it kept happening all night (lots of different girls). Not just gentle squeezes either, rather full on 2 handed gropes. My mate commented that he was getting exactly the same thing.

Wasn't that long ago I visited the place but oh, how times have changed!

[acf8181]

I must be going to rubbish clubs as its a rare occurance!

[TheEnd]

Glacier said:

I invite people into my space as and when

Glacier eh?

[Steamer]

DrTre said:

"Oh my God! I've just been graped"

"Don't you mean groped?

"No, there was a bunch of them"

I know I shouldnt - but that just reads so funny!!!

[robsti]

Glacier said:

Touch me and run the consequences

I invite people into my space as and when; anything opportunist goes punished ... severely.

Good name!

[Bing o]

TheEnd said:

if you try this anywhere else, you'll be arrested and put on the sex offenders list for the rest of your life by some miserable cow.

So much wrong here...

[AyBee]

It appears to be common, I didn't realise until my hot housemate kept coming home and telling me that all these guys had been touching her arse. I've never done it myself and don't intend to, a simple 'hi' seems to work if you actually want to get their attention....

[Silent1]

AyBee said:

It appears to be common, I didn't realise until my hot housemate kept coming home and telling me that all these guys had been touching her arse. I've never done it myself and don't intend to, a simple 'hi' seems to work if you actually want to get their attention....

Why haven't you touched your hot housemates arse?

[GTIR]

Glacier said:

Touch me and run the consequences

I invite people into my space as and when; anything opportunist goes punished ... severely.

some people would like that.
Not me mind.

[gonte]

We went go carting in docklands a few months ago. Left there about 10.30 and shot into the west end for a drink. All the bars were closing and we wanted to get a swift pint before the clubs. My mate got groped then, unfortunatly we didn't notice we were in a gay bar. A small slanging match ensued of which I was no help as I was rolling around the floor laughing

[Pints]

And here I was thinking I'm just incredibly hot and all these women want a piece of the Pints' action. Now I hear it's been happening to everyone.

[Famous Graham]

Glacier said:

Touch me and run the consequences

I invite people into my space as and when; anything opportunist goes punished ... severely.

Promise?

[bazking69]

Sounds like drunk slags and drunk knuckleheads to me.
Groping is so primeval...