Bloody phone calls now...

[T40ORA]

OK, so we're all used to the emails from various parts of Africa, offering us some amazing money making proposition.

But I just got a bloody PHONE CALL from Guyana! Spoiled mt little perusal of the fish counter at Morrisons (I know, I live dangerously).

Back on to trying to get that ex-directory thing from the 118 website which was permanently blocked for ages...

[750turbo]

Did you have to pay for parking?

Sorry...

[Working class]

BAHN-STORMA said:

You know Guyana's not in Africa... Right?

He didnt actually say it was?

[Working class]

BAHN-STORMA said:

Working class said:

BAHN-STORMA said:

You know Guyana's not in Africa... Right?

He didnt actually say it was?

That's not actually a question.

Oh, i was always taught you put a ? at the end of a question. My mistake sorry!

[Menguin]

Working class said:

BAHN-STORMA said:

Working class said:

BAHN-STORMA said:

You know Guyana's not in Africa... Right?

He didnt actually say it was?

That's not actually a question.

Oh, i was always taught you put a ? at the end of a question. My mistake sorry!

[picture of parrot and caption: whoosh]

[T40ORA]

I'm not getting involved in discussions on grammar, or geography actually.

But yep - Gyana sarf 'mericas type thing.

Mind you, the guy might have said Ghana.

And still can't get on the 118 ex-directory site.

AND Morrisons didn't have any squid

[Romanymagic]

T40ORA said:

I'm not getting involved in discussions on grammar, or geography actually.

But yep - Gyana sarf 'mericas type thing.

Mind you, the guy might have said Ghana.

And still can't get on the 118 ex-directory site.

AND Morrisons didn't have any squid

Ok I am up to speed with the whole cut and thrust of this thread with the exception of the squid. Where did the squid come into this? Does it know its involved

[disco!!!!]

Romanymagic said:

T40ORA said:

I'm not getting involved in discussions on grammar, or geography actually.

But yep - Gyana sarf 'mericas type thing.

Mind you, the guy might have said Ghana.

And still can't get on the 118 ex-directory site.

AND Morrisons didn't have any squid

Ok I am up to speed with the whole cut and thrust of this thread with the exception of the squid. Where did the squid come into this? Does it know its involved

maybe the squid was part of the deal

[T40ORA]

T40ORA said:

Spoiled my little perusal of the fish counter at Morrisons..

I was squid hunting..... Maybe if I'd given him time to explain, I might have found out that he was offering some.

[Neil_H]

Were you hunting the squid for ink?

Perhaps for a pen of some fashion?

[T40ORA]

Food! I'm a hunter gatherer, I needed to look after my clan (well, wife - my turn to cook )

[LukeBird]

Did you take up his money-lending services then!?

[Romanymagic]

LukeBird said:

Did you take up his money-lending services then!?

Would that be the squid or the guanian?

[LukeBird]

Romanymagic said:

LukeBird said:

Did you take up his money-lending services then!?

Would that be the squid or the guanian?

The latter.
It's only salmon (because they are Jewish) that are into the money lending malarkey...

[T40ORA]

LukeBird said:

It's only salmon (because they are Jewish)...

Ooo. Now there's a statement that needs to be explained to my simple mind....

Edited by T40ORA on Wednesday 2nd September 22:02

[s3fella]

T40ORA said:

I'm not getting involved in discussions on grammar, or geography actually.

But yep - Gyana sarf 'mericas type thing.

Mind you, the guy might have said Ghana.

And still can't get on the 118 ex-directory site.

AND Morrisons didn't have any squid

You were lucky, they sold the last squid to the guy in front of you, but it was off, the squid had been ill before it was caught.

Mind you he got a decent deal on it, guess how much........?




Yup, whole thing for £11.37

[Justin_Tvr]

T40ORA said:

Food! I'm a hunter gatherer, I needed to look after my clams (well, wife - my turn to cook )

I didnt realise they ate squid... sorry couldnt resist

[madbadger]

T40ORA said:

LukeBird said:

It's only salmon (because they are Jewish)...

Ooo. Now there's a statement that needs to be explained to my simple mind....

Edited by T40ORA on Wednesday 2nd September 22:02

Maybe it was a shalom?

From Scotland.

[schmalex]

T40ORA said:

I'm not getting involved in discussions on grammar, or geography actually.

But yep - Gyana sarf 'mericas type thing.

Mind you, the guy might have said Ghana.

And still can't get on the 118 ex-directory site.

AND Morrisons didn't have any squid

Maybe he had already been to Morrisons &, knowing they had no stock, was offering you sick squid?

Edited by schmalex on Thursday 3rd September 10:16

[T40ORA]

schmalex said:

T40ORA said:

I'm not getting involved in discussions on grammar, or geography actually.

But yep - Gyana sarf 'mericas type thing.

Mind you, the guy might have said Ghana.

And still can't get on the 118 ex-directory site.

AND Morrisons didn't have any squid

Maybe he had already been to Morrisons &, knowing they had no stock, was offering you sick squid?

Edited by schmalex on Thursday 3rd September 10:16

Sick squid! Six quid! I geddit...

Now, about the salmon Luke....