Teleporting cat
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Lefty Guns

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21,254 posts

231 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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Didn't see, feel or hear her jump onto my lap. How the hell do cats do it?

missdiane

13,994 posts

278 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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Dunno, amazing skill- I wake up and the cat is on my chest staring into my face- scary enough in the morning

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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RJB_666

1,677 posts

224 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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Jasandjules

72,584 posts

258 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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Lefty Guns said:
Didn't see, feel or hear her jump onto my lap. How the hell do cats do it?
Some are very fleet footed. Some not so much, I have one who will land on my lap with sufficient force to make me jolt......... I also have one who can get on my lap and you wouldn't notice her, until she decides she's really happy and starts the "walking" thing.... Claws and legs do not go well.......

Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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Cats can move at will through time and space. Cats can hide in completely empty rooms. See 'Schrodinger'.

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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missdiane said:
Dunno, amazing skill- I wake up and the cat is on my chest staring into my face- scary enough in the morning
My cat Buggli woke me up some years ago like that but accompanied by a weird noise....as I opened my eyes, he threw a massive furball up on my face!! eeewwwwwww!!

Nickyboy

6,824 posts

263 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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Lefty Guns

Original Poster:

21,254 posts

231 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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Simpo Two said:
Cats can move at will through time and space. Cats can hide in completely empty rooms. See 'Schrodinger'.
hehe

Marquis_Rex

7,377 posts

268 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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The time is right for Ceiling kitt kitt to make a reappearance

http://www.ceilingcat.com/

Muha ha ha!


Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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My housetiger has developed an annoying habit. She's not a 'dribbler' but now often comes to make a fuss of me while I'm waking up (or trying not to) and then shakes her head violently splattering saliva all over my face - yech.

MartinQ

797 posts

210 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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Nickyboy said:
I really hate the LOL acronym. But I actually just did laugh

ypauly

15,137 posts

229 months

Thursday 3rd September 2009
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It's worse when you wake up with the cat on your chest holding a nice gift in its mouth for you.

And probably the gift tickling your chin that woke you (gift was a rat)and not a happy one either, turned out he was a right nasty little bd.

but that was last year, I'm over it now honest


really I am

Though the bedroom door is firmly closed every nightbiggrin

V8S

8,582 posts

266 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Mattygooner

5,304 posts

233 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Cats are fine, it's when a lion appears on your lap, that's when you start to worry.

Strangely Brown

15,671 posts

260 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Mattygooner said:
Cats are fine, it's when a lion appears on your lap, that's when you start to worry.

V8S

8,582 posts

266 months

Friday 4th September 2009
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Mattygooner said:
Cats are fine, it's when a lion appears on your lap, that's when you start to worry.
I'd be delighted to have a pussy on my lap.

A-ha-ha.