If you were a proffessional criminal .......

[speed_monkey]

Right so if you were to become a professional criminal what would you choose to be and why? Obviously taking into account the potential risk of being caught/ killed. Discuss...


sorry just some Friday randomness

Edited by speed_monkey on Friday 4th September 12:36

[Justayellowbadge]

Divorce lawyer.

[Silent1]

Warlord

[GuinnessMK]

I think I'd be voted out at the next election?

[CrashTD]

White Slave Trader

[Halb]

CrashTD said:

White Slave Trader

[speed_monkey]

How did I know everyone would be a Hitman hahahah

Trust PH!

I chose pimp.... for obvious reasons (I can get my rocks off with a different bird every night)

But I'd be a nice pimp and only slap here around when she steps out of line!

[Los Palmas 7]

Justayellowbadge said:

Divorce lawyer.

That comes under at least three of the above categories.

[sleep envy]

VAT washer

[Justayellowbadge]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Divorce lawyer.

That comes under at least three of the above categories.

Explains the fees, that does.

[AUDIHenry]

Bank robber! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Gargamel]

Perhaps some kind of vigilante dealing with crimes against english ?

professional, Thief, those kind of crimes

But smuggling appeals the best. Fast Boats, light aircraft and a lucrative business, which attracts fairly minor sentences as long as you keep it real.

Fags, Diamonds, Whisky, DVD's etc with an option to move up to drugs if your system works well

[Los Palmas 7]

speed_monkey said:

How did I know everyone would be a Hitman?

Well, I've already got "the look", so it would be a shame to waste it.



(Besides, Ming The Merciless wasn't an option.)

[Monki]

Smuggler, will be ok as long as I don't try to go through passport control as that's where they all go through apparently

[Caruso]

Smuggler - for all the foreign travel and low chance of being bumped off.

A lot of the others are a mug's game if you ask me, I mean burglar?

[davido140]

burgaler, least chance of any serious jail time! possibly pimp as a second choice though, but I'd run a "nice clean establishment"

[Lefty Guns]

Gargamel said:

Perhaps some kind of vigilante dealing with crimes against english ?

professional, Thief, those kind of crimes

But smuggling appeals the best. Fast Boats, light aircraft and a lucrative business, which attracts fairly minor sentences as long as you keep it real.

Fags, Diamonds, Whisky, DVD's etc with an option to move up to drugs if your system works well

+1

[AndrewW-G]

Drug dealer, seems to me that the major players tend to get caught only when they get a bit too cocky. plenty of rumours of people with "market gardens" quietly making money (before anybody asks no I dont know anybody personaly who has done this)

[Halb]

AndrewW-G said:

Drug dealer, seems to me that the major players tend to get caught only when they get a bit too cocky. plenty of rumours of people with "market gardens" quietly making money (before anybody asks no I dont know anybody personaly who has done this)

I was told they basically get caught when their payments stop making the coppers happy.

[dudleybloke]

member of parliment!
surely the lowest of the low!