The great Pringles consipracy

[BoRED S2upid]

So conspiracy theorists of Pistonheads get your chops around this for a theory.

Noticed how over the last 2 years the price of Pringles has decreased? 2 years ago there were offers of 2 packets for £2.50! Absolute bargain.. hmm now a packet can be bought for as little as 70p.

Over the same period the price of fuel has increased and is back to over £1 a litre.

I propose that the government has bought Pringles is lowering the price so we all get fatter and die sooner. The more we weigh the less MPG we are going to get driving our cars, therefore we spend more at the pumps and they earn more from tax.

[Justayellowbadge]

Yes, I think you've cracked it there.

:backsawayslowly:

[Penny-lope]

Hmmm

Prawn cocktail ones are still good though

[crofty1984]

Consider that our universe is shaped like a pringle.
Further consider that there may be any number of universes parallel to ourse (the multiverse theory)
If God exists, do you think he ever puts two universes in his mouth back to back and makes a quack-quack noise?
I know I would.

[Puggit]

BoRED S2upid said:

So conspiracy theorists of Pistonheads get your chops around this for a theory.

One of my claims to fame is I can get my chops around a Pringle. I can line a Pringle up in front of my teeth and flip it in to my mouth.

Anyone else...?

[The Prophet]

I don't have an opinion on your Pringles conspiracy theory.

But I'd just like to say that it makes a nice change for someone to start a thread in the lounge that isn't about how much of a failure with women they are.

[Jackpot]

Stumbled across this not long ago, true or not.



Edit - we all know about the law suit, but apparently they're made from left over McDonalds chips?!

Edited by Jackpot on Friday 4th September 11:32

[Steamer]

I've been trying to wean myself of the Salt & Vinegar variety... but its so hard!!

Just to add a little fuel to your conspiracy, I've wondered for along time now if they aren't laced with smack

Edited by Steamer on Friday 4th September 11:32

[Neil_H]

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[Dai Capp]

The Prophet said:

I don't have an opinion on your Pringles conspiracy theory.

But I'd just like to say that it makes a nice change for someone to start a thread in the lounge that isn't about how much of a failure with women they are.

Oh dear - and I only eat Pringles because I can't get a shag....



DC

[Mattygooner]

Pringles are in fact the body of the Christ our lord. The church new that the little round ones given away at communion were not cool so they bent them in the middle and cooked them in a little oil and called them Pringles, which as we all know is an anagram of grinples which was Mary’s original name for Jesus before the consulted the big book of baby names 9000BC edition.

I smell a film coming on, any one got Tom Hanks’s number?

[Rach*]

I bought a green tube in china, needed a fix, tasted funny.... Bloody melon flavor! Wtf?! I'm scarred for life :-(

[Penny-lope]

Rach* said:

I bought a green tube in china, needed a fix, tasted funny.... Bloody melon flavor! Wtf?! I'm scarred for life :-(

Have you been on the voddy again woman???

Sorry to hear you're on your way back btw

[Rach*]

Penny-lope said:

Rach* said:

I bought a green tube in china, needed a fix, tasted funny.... Bloody melon flavor! Wtf?! I'm scarred for life :-(

Have you been on the voddy again woman???

Sorry to hear you're on your way back btw

Ha ha, no really they were melon flavor! They also sell kiwi flavor! The trauma of stuffing a handful in your mouth and not getting cheesy goodness! Thanks hun, i need to sort my life out now, any ph dentists reading need a hygienist? I'm really good and well behaved, honest! :-)

[retro80sboy]

I support this claim.

I reckon oil barrons own Pringles and are putting them down in price to take our minds off the spiralling fuel price rip off.

[TEKNOPUG]

They are the crack-cocaine of savoury snacks

[hugo a gogo]

why is it that eating single pringles is fine, but put two in your mouth at once, and it's just wrong - doesn't taste/feel right at all