Oh bugger!

[Stupeo]

I need help.

I have just visited the mens room and i have managed to bust my zip on my suit pants. To make things worse, i have bright coloured boxers on!

Any ideas on a quick fix to save my embarrassment before my colleagues arrive.

The damn stapler wont even work.

[Don]

You require Safety Pins.

They are quite often found in first-aid packs for attaching bandages. It's possible your receptionist/first aider may know where some are. It's either than or it's off down the shops for you, matey..

[GKP]

Put your trousers on back to front and keep your jacket on.

[Lord Pikey]

safety pins?

tinned copper wire works well but unless your in a manufacturing job it probably is not that easily availible

needle and thread (any nearby hotels?)

if all else fails put something dark down your trousers so at least it might go unnoticed...

[Stupeo]

Cheers.
Im going to try and find a first aid box!
Matt.

[XJSJohn]

Emergancy fix until you find something more long term, stapler (but be carefull )

ohh and stop dodging the salads .....

some advise that i should follow too!!!

[Stupeo]

XJSJohn said:

Emergancy fix until you find something more long term, stapler (but be carefull )

ohh and stop dodging the salads .....

some advise that i should follow too!!!

Ha! It doesnt help that im a tight sod and have been wearing the same pants for almost a year (working days only, obviously!).

[XJSJohn]

Stupeo said:

XJSJohn said:

Emergancy fix until you find something more long term, stapler (but be carefull )

ohh and stop dodging the salads .....

some advise that i should follow too!!!

Ha! It doesnt help that im a tight sod and have been wearing the same pants for almost a year (working days only, obviously!).

ahh so you didn't so much break the zip as snap the cloth

[BrabusMog]

Have you thought about carrying something around with you whenever you need to get up? Just casually place it near your crotch, nobody need ever know...

[Landlord]

Do you have access to a sporran?

[Ikemi]

Safety pins or a needle and thread for a quick fix to get you through the day! It happens to all of us - I've ruined a few suit trousers getting in and out of the Elise!

[Stupeo]

BrabusMog said:

Have you thought about carrying something around with you whenever you need to get up? Just casually place it near your crotch, nobody need ever know...

I just had to nip to the loo and had to keep my hands casually down in front of my crotch!

We dont have any safety pins! Arghh.

[Stupeo]

Landlord said:

Do you have access to a sporran?

Nope!

[Ikemi]

Stupeo said:

BrabusMog said:

Have you thought about carrying something around with you whenever you need to get up? Just casually place it near your crotch, nobody need ever know...

I just had to nip to the loo and had to keep my hands casually down in front of my crotch!

We dont have any safety pins! Arghh.

Colour in the front of your boxers with a black permanent marker pen - That'll do the trick!

[kit80]

Duct tape. Any problem can be solved with duct tape. This is a fact.

[Jem Thompson]

Oh yes, duct tape all the way. I had two pairs of shorts, both the same, that I use(d) for work. The first pair ripped from wiast to upper thigh when I bent down to pick something up, and duct tape fixed it. The second pair tore in the same way, only I was working at a different branch with a number of other people. It was the breeze caressing my cheek that gave it away, but fortunately I was able to locate some ultra heavy duty tape.

[SkinnyBoy]

if anyone screams "OMG your cock is sticking out" say "don't flatter yourself dear, it is merely hanging out"

[V8mate]

Stupeo said:

XJSJohn said:

Emergancy fix until you find something more long term, stapler (but be carefull )

ohh and stop dodging the salads .....

some advise that i should follow too!!!

Ha! It doesnt help that im a tight sod and have been wearing the same pants for almost a year (working days only, obviously!).

Seriously? They must fking stink.

[BrabusMog]

SkinnyBoy said:

if anyone screams "OMG your cock is sticking out" say "don't flatter yourself dear, it is merely hanging out"

[Neil_H]

Get a black marker pen and colour your boxers in.