Why do PHers insist on embarrassing themselves with retarded

[Olf]

statements of excitement like:

I've just let out some sex ween or I've just shat my pants over a car.

Etc.

Just have a look at the Macca thread in GG. I just can't quite understand why people ever think it's appropriate to say 'sex wee'. Even in the most intimate situation you'd get laughed into losing a woody, so why say it on an Internet forum in front of hundreds of thousands of people?

Freaks.

[kentmotorcompany]

Shouldnt this be in the thread about "things that annoy you beyond reason"?

[crofty1984]

Because life is generally boring, so why not have some fun and exaggerate things or play with words on an internet forum?

[monthefish]

on Sunday 9th August Olf said:

MR FLOPPY NOW HARD. COMING ROUND. GET OILED UP.

[Olf]

crofty1984 said:

Because life is generally boring, so why not have some fun and exaggerate things or play with words on an internet forum?

Life is not generally boring and I'd expect that if you feel you can liven you life up as easily as that you might look for other outlets.

[anonymous-user]

crofty1984 said:

Because life is generally boring, so why not have some fun and exaggerate things or play with words on an internet forum?

TBH anything you could possibly imagine is bound to upset someone in here.

Does writing TBH make anyone upset?

[nick s]

monthefish said:

on Sunday 9th August Olf said:

MR FLOPPY NOW HARD. COMING ROUND. GET OILED UP.

ha ha! pot. kettle. black.

[Olf]

monthefish said:

on Sunday 9th August Olf said:

MR FLOPPY NOW HARD. COMING ROUND. GET OILED UP.

You seem to lack basic understanding of the two basic principles of context and relevance. You're also showing that side of sex wee drinkers that disturbs most... Stalking.

[Wacky Racer]

nick s said:

monthefish said:

on Sunday 9th August Olf said:

MR FLOPPY NOW HARD. COMING ROUND. GET OILED UP.

ha ha! pot. kettle. black.

[Shabs]

Olf said:

statements of excitement like:

I've just let out some sex ween or I've just shat my pants over a car.

Etc.

Just have a look at the Macca thread in GG. I just can't quite understand why people ever think it's appropriate to say 'sex wee'. Even in the most intimate situation you'd get laughed into losing a woody, so why say it on an Internet forum in front of hundreds of thousands of people?

Freaks.

you're German right?

[eccles]

Sex wee is a well known reference to bo selecta. Comedy catch phrases have a long history of being qouted, both on and off the internet.
Some find it funny, others not, much like using a unit of smell as a nickname

[Olf]

nick s said:

monthefish said:

on Sunday 9th August Olf said:

MR FLOPPY NOW HARD. COMING ROUND. GET OILED UP.

ha ha! pot. kettle. black.

There's a reason he didn't post the thread link. Suggest you check before you clamber aboard the window lickers band wagon.

[crofty1984]

Olf said:

crofty1984 said:

Because life is generally boring, so why not have some fun and exaggerate things or play with words on an internet forum?

Life is not generally boring and I'd expect that if you feel you can liven you life up as easily as that you might look for other outlets.

OK, I shall re-phrase:
Being sat in an office with fk all to do for 7 hours a day, doing menial tasks for the other 2 working hours is completely fking soul-destroying. I would much rather go and have a barbecue, go for a nice swim, drive the alpine roads I can tantalisingly see through the window, but I'm trying to keep a roof over my head.

[Olf]

crofty1984 said:

Olf said:

crofty1984 said:

Because life is generally boring, so why not have some fun and exaggerate things or play with words on an internet forum?

Life is not generally boring and I'd expect that if you feel you can liven you life up as easily as that you might look for other outlets.

OK, I shall re-phrase:
Being sat in an office with fk all to do for 7 hours a day, doing menial tasks for the other 2 working hours is completely fking soul-destroying. I would much rather go and have a barbecue, go for a nice swim, drive the alpine roads I can tantalisingly see through the window, but I'm trying to keep a roof over my head.

All the more reason not to spout crap on the Internet because when you employer does finally confront you with evidence of your misspent days he'll be sure to pick the most embarrassing quotes.

[eccles]

crofty1984 said:

Olf said:

crofty1984 said:

Because life is generally boring, so why not have some fun and exaggerate things or play with words on an internet forum?

Life is not generally boring and I'd expect that if you feel you can liven you life up as easily as that you might look for other outlets.

OK, I shall re-phrase:
Being sat in an office with fk all to do for 7 hours a day, doing menial tasks for the other 2 working hours is completely fking soul-destroying. I would much rather go and have a barbecue, go for a nice swim, drive the alpine roads I can tantalisingly see through the window, but I'm trying to keep a roof over my head.

[pistonheads mode on] Go back to school and get some qualifications so you can get a better job and stop moaning about it [pistonheads mode off]

Edited by eccles on Wednesday 9th September 10:00

[Graham E]

Olf, you sound like a dick.

[JJCW]

Olf said:

nick s said:

monthefish said:

on Sunday 9th August Olf said:

MR FLOPPY NOW HARD. COMING ROUND. GET OILED UP.

ha ha! pot. kettle. black.

There's a reason he didn't post the thread link. Suggest you check before you clamber aboard the window lickers band wagon.

Yea using common internet phrases sucks huh!

[monthefish]

Olf said:

nick s said:

monthefish said:

on Sunday 9th August Olf said:

MR FLOPPY NOW HARD. COMING ROUND. GET OILED UP.

ha ha! pot. kettle. black.

There's a reason he didn't post the thread link.

Not at all. Link to thread

Apologies if you feel your post was misrepresented, however there's no denying you came up with the phrase "MR FLOPPY NOW HARD". I don't see how 'sex ween' is any worse (or even worth complaining about).

[Marf]

This thread makes me sex ween(sic)

[Frankeh]

I'm just amazed at how many people drink while reading comment sections of websites. I constantly get people claiming I owe them a keyboard.
Guess what, I don't owe you st. You need to stop drinking if you can't control yourself at the sight of a comment section.