Oh well done, Madam!!!
Oh well done, Madam!!!
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Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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Now normally the front page of the local free paper isn't exactly the sort of place you'd look for interesting news, but this week's Surrey Post makes a change from the norm.

We have the story of some vile pervert, believed to be in his late 60s or early 70s himself, who approached an 87 year old lady in a park last Monday. He grabbed her shoulder, spun her around and started touching himself through his open trousers.

His victim (87, remember) asked him to leave, and when he refused, kneed him in the groin, causing him to flee! rofl

A remarkably brave reaction from an elderly lady in a scary situation, but can you imagine how surreal it must've looked?

robinhood21

31,119 posts

261 months

Wednesday 9th September 2009
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Sounds like something out of Monty Python. hehe Top work from the old girl though.

bazking69

8,620 posts

219 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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Top work Nana!

Jasandjules

72,585 posts

258 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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Made 'em of sterner stuff in her day!!

zac510

5,546 posts

235 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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I'm staying out of Surrey from now on!

Roo

11,504 posts

236 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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zac510 said:
I'm staying out of Surrey from now on!
bks still hurting then?

monthefish

20,467 posts

260 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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Kermit power said:
We have the story of some vile pervert, believed to be in his late 60s or early 70s himself, who approached an 87 year old lady in a park last Monday. He grabbed her shoulder, spun her around and started touching himself through his open trousers.
I heard about this...


Apprently, shortly beforehand, he walked past two elderly ladies sitting on a park bench - one of them had a stroke.....

































..the other one couldn't reach.

uuf361

3,168 posts

251 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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Excellent smile

My Gran hit a policeman with her handbag when she was 90 - she thought he'd broken into her house in the middle of the night (she was in a home)....apparently she still had a pretty good swing smile

GTIR

24,741 posts

295 months

Thursday 10th September 2009
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Back on their day that was considered fore play, quite normal.