Have you ever had a Buscuit related injury at teabreak ?

[XJSJohn]

Just in response to this thread and the associated link

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... Nom Nom Custard Creams! Perhaps A Re-think?

[working class]

I was raped by a bourbon cream only 12 months ago!

[RupertTheFridge]

A Garibaldi once tripped me over in a supermarket aisle

[Mr Sea]

What's a Buscuit related injury? I have Biscuit related tea breaks that have seen scolded fingers

[AJS-]

I got beaten to death by a shortbread finger.

[ypauly]

I was dunking a hobnob when it broke, reflex action made me try to grab it out of the tea

[eldar]

Would it count if it were a coffee break rather than tea? Vicious bd rich tea nearly got me.

[XJSJohn]

[james_tigerwoods]

eldar said:

Would it count if it were a coffee break rather than tea? Vicious bd rich tea nearly got me.

Richard Tea? He's a big girls blouse - he's got a trick knee, kick it and... Oh, hang on - biscuit thread.

As you were...

[captainzep]

working class said:

I was raped by a bourbon cream only 12 months ago!

Hmmm. Its all getting a bit high profile. The net's closing in. Maybe its time to utilise the Malted Milk costume, until things quieten down again.

[Jasandjules]

If you did, would you REALLY admit it?

[XJSJohn]

Jasandjules said:

If you did, would you REALLY admit it?

so far 32% of Pistonheaders have admitted to buscuite related injuries!!!!

sounds like a whole new chapter in the HSE manual needs to be written

[Neil_H]

I once suffered severe lacerations from the sugared surface of a Nice biscuit.

[Marf]

Party Rings. I got my co.... never mind.

[zac510]

All biscuits should be checked by the Government's Vetting, Barring and Icing Scheme. Biscuits that also have frequent contact with consumers should also register for the scheme at a once off cost of £64. Biscuits with a criminal record will not be able to be consumed. The Government has your safety as its number 1 priority!

[Silverbullet767]

So far I've been, bitten by a penguin, run over by a taxi & smashed with a club

[J500ANT]

I have, but with a Jaffa cake. And as thats a cake and not a biscuit, sadly it doesnt count.

[Dupont666]

technically not a biscuit... but I hurt myself whilst trying to break an alp off with my mouth so I could dunk it in coffee...

Those who understand the above will know

[jesusbuiltmycar]

Broke a molar eating a custard creme

[bazking69]

I threw a donut at a colleague after he abused me once. The donut was undamaged.