Which 2 super powers would you have and what would you do?
Which 2 super powers would you have and what would you do?
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AdvocatusD

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2,278 posts

260 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Further to watching a few superhero movies, my friends and I have been discussing this.

So here are the rules we came up with:

1. Choose two super powers (hint: there’s always one goon who chooses a power that let’s you become the genie of the lamp, so you can do anything. Don’t be that guy!).

2. In the spirit of PH choose a couple of “performance enhancing modifications” of choice to work alongside your superpower. To keep this “realistic”, let’s allow only a couple of modifications per power.

3. Decide what the first thing you would do with your new powers would be.

4. Decide what you’d do for a living with your powers.

I reckon that today, I’d go for limitless flight and invisibility (as in I choose when to fly and become invisible, it’s not a permanent state of affairs!).

I’d modify the flight power to let me breathe, see, navigate and stay warm at any speed/height temperature. For invisibility, I’d modify the power to let me turn any object I wanted invisible too. This is to counter the Invisible Man’s “problem” of having to go starkers to do any invisible stuff and to be able to carry things.

I reckon the first thing I would do is go fly to the top of some awesome mountains and just enjoy the view, followed swiftly by getting in a super car, turning myself invisible, and going past every front facing speed camera in the country and when the inevitable letter arrives, ask the camera partnerships to please let me see photographic evidence of the driver.

Lastly, I reckon I’d become a highly paid secret agent who rids the world of bad guys and does other top secret stuff in exotic locations.

(On any other day, I’d really LOVE to be Magneto with a few tweaks…).

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Maxf

8,444 posts

270 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Instant time/space travel.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

279 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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swerni said:
Only need one

x-ray vision.

I won't bother explaining why wink
Amateur. Ability to walk through walls will really help out with that. And being invisible.

Zod

35,295 posts

287 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Invisibility and the ability to travel anywhere in time and space (and come back). I'd go to the gym a lot more often. evil

paulmurr

4,203 posts

241 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Russia and the USA smile

No, wait, I've done it wrong confused

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Maxf said:
Instant time/space travel.
This, plus total control over my physical form.

stew-S160

8,020 posts

267 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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immortality

super speed

Rarst

357 posts

219 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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1. Complete control of wasps.

2. Make people completely forget what they were talking about.

With these powers I would become ruler of the known universe.


Carfiend

3,186 posts

238 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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swerni said:
Only need one

x-ray vision.

I won't bother explaining why wink
X-ray vision and invisibility.

Super Voyeur to save the day... I mean perv.

Damn it beaten.

How about a 3rd one that would put the first two to good use? The ability to fire shotgun like supersonic spunk at crims. So you go perv a bit, stand to attention then go kill some scum.

Edited by Carfiend on Friday 11th September 11:18

AdvocatusD

Original Poster:

2,278 posts

260 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Carfiend said:
swerni said:
Only need one

x-ray vision.

I won't bother explaining why wink
X-ray vision and invisibility.

Super Voyeur to save the day... I mean perv.
I'm guessing you'd be the world's highest paid, most successful paparazzi!

him_over_there

970 posts

235 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Invisibility.

Just so I could play out the following scenario. Go to a lamborghini dealers and just drive away one of their cars. The look on peoples faces as a car just drives away on its own.

I would then drive to a busy high-street and park it up.

No-one would see me get out, I could then pop round a corner, un-invisible myself and walk up to my car, now surrounded by people wondering how the hell it drove itself there. Get in and drive away, as if the car came and picked me up.

Everyone would want one of these Lamborghinis that can drive itself.

stifler

37,069 posts

217 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Shape shifter with Time-travel\Time freezing abilities.

I think that covers most of the bases.

him_over_there

970 posts

235 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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stifler said:
Shape shifter with Time-travel\Time freezing abilities.

I think that covers most of the bases.
I thought about Time freezing on the way home from work the other day. I had the idea that if I could freeze time my commute wouldn't be half as bad. I would leave the office and arrive home at the same time. Then I realised that all the cars would be frozen, blocking the road and I would never get home.

So I shelved those plans. See, it's always the little details that get you!

Jag-D

19,633 posts

248 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world over any distance

The ability to control time and space

Mars

10,095 posts

243 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Immortal and invincible. Could be a curse though. What happens when the world ends? Where would you live. confused

off_again

13,917 posts

263 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Create money and tell people to sod off. Don't need anything more than that.

My sights arent set on world domination or command. Just peaceful and content living...

Jgtv

2,130 posts

226 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Space-Time Travel
mind control.

I always wanted to rule the world!! ha ha ha ha ha

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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him_over_there said:
stifler said:
Shape shifter with Time-travel\Time freezing abilities.

I think that covers most of the bases.
I thought about Time freezing on the way home from work the other day. I had the idea that if I could freeze time my commute wouldn't be half as bad. I would leave the office and arrive home at the same time. Then I realised that all the cars would be frozen, blocking the road and I would never get home.

So I shelved those plans. See, it's always the little details that get you!
Which is why you need manipulation of time and space as your power, then you can just flit from point a to point b in the blink of an eye.

Brabus Jord

1,589 posts

236 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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Chocolate flavoured Cum and the ability to shape shift!

Brabus Jord

1,589 posts

236 months

Friday 11th September 2009
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dibbers006 said:
Brabus Jord said:
Chocolate flavoured sh*t and the ability to shape cum!
I will admit... that is an interesting Power you are investing in there. Perhaps not the most useful?

hehe
it would be awesome...

eta - just realised you have changed it! damn you.

Edited by Brabus Jord on Friday 11th September 12:18