Witty response needed
Witty response needed
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Frankeh

12,558 posts

214 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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"Me being obscured by your mum."

Nothing says witty like a "YOUR MUM" joke.

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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"You appear to have got me confused with your girlfriend"

tribbles

4,167 posts

251 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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Oh, bu**er off you old fart.

(Prince George, Blackadder III, Ink and Incapability)

cazzer

8,883 posts

277 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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"Muwuhhahaha. Oh Mate thats priceless. I see what you did there. You got a picture of a monkey with a wig on it and for comedy effect you tagged it as me. Brilliant. The long winter evenings must fly by at your house."

Toni896

2,188 posts

255 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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cazzer said:
"Muwuhhahaha. Oh Mate thats priceless. I see what you did there. You got a picture of your mother with a wig on it and for comedy effect you tagged it as me. Brilliant. The long winter evenings must fly by at your house."
EFA

Republik

4,525 posts

219 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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EP2Nick said:
Facebook war has started, funny animal photos needed to ammunition!

Rotary Madness

2,285 posts

215 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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"you appear to have me confused with your mum" or something to that effect

Eddh

4,656 posts

221 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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How old are you? 12?

Jgtv

2,130 posts

226 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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tag him in this

Jasandjules

72,586 posts

258 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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EP2Nick said:
I have just been tagged on facebook with the below picture, witty response needed to the swine!



Edited by EP2Nick on Monday 14th September 14:11
Well, at least you got my best side.......

Adrian Swarl

29,908 posts

259 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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How about "fk off you annoying "?

It's not particularly witty, I'll grant you, but it does the job.

B16 NFW

157 posts

205 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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Tell your mum to get her nipples waxed again cos thats just disgusting.

mr_spock

3,374 posts

244 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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"Notice how your mum's eyes widen as your brother inserts his fist"

AdeTuono

7,626 posts

256 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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Frankeh said:
"Me being obscured by your mum."

Nothing says 'I'm 10 years old and I haven't got a sense of humour' like a "YOUR MUM" joke.
EFA

Mattygooner

5,304 posts

233 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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Tell him to fk off because you would never wear such stupid earings..

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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"I've got nice nips, you have to admit"

SimonV8ster

13,002 posts

257 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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"At least my nipples are bigger than your girlfriends - and I should know"

Ikemi

8,610 posts

234 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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EP2Nick said:
I have just been tagged on facebook with the below picture, witty response needed to the swine!

Edited by EP2Nick on Monday 14th September 14:11
Off topic but ...

A pimped out monkey:



Zandra Rhodes:



hehe

pits

6,704 posts

219 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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Jgtv said:


tag him in this
Are you sure thats not a photoshop, as the more I look at that I am seeing the lower half of a really fat burnt old lady with a shaved vagina and crossed legs.
Look at the black bit, looks like badly burnt skin, it also has what appears to be a belly button
lower down, you have the vagina and crossed legs

cazzer

8,883 posts

277 months

Monday 14th September 2009
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pits said:
Jgtv said:


tag him in this
Are you sure thats not a photoshop, as the more I look at that I am seeing the lower half of a really fat burnt old lady with a shaved vagina and crossed legs.
Look at the black bit, looks like badly burnt skin, it also has what appears to be a belly button
lower down, you have the vagina and crossed legs
Hell, don't ever do a rorshack test smile