How fast would you run if....

[Mc lovin]

You went out on a date with a girl you had been talking to for about a week, then the next morning received an email from her that reads "hello boyfriend, i'm still crazey about you, i hope you feel the same blah blah blah. Then because you have ignored the question the next email has more guff but with the question i hope you feel the same highlited in red and in bold?

Now we are not talking about a girl of 18 here, she's 32.

Luckily it was a friend of mine that has landed himself this utter gem.

I think she's a keeper....

[J B L]

Bunny boiler. I'd run a mile.

[darren9]

ahahahahahahaha if I recieved that I'd a darren shaped blur running towards the nearest airport!

its their first date and she starts it with "hello boyfriend" completely nuts!

[Neil_H]

Marriage material.




For someone else, that is. I'd sprint to the nearest airport.

[Mc lovin]

There is more, for example she talked about wanting kids and getting married within the next two years, this was all on their first date, oh how i laughed

[fathomfive]

Well does he?

[Frankeh]

I'd move house or change all my locks. If I took my keys out on the date then they're compromised.

Edited by Frankeh on Tuesday 15th September 14:56

[Kermit power]

I think it rather depends on whether or not he bedded her. If yes, then I reckon she's entitled (albeit possibly naive). If no, then best for him not to invest in a pet rabbit just yet.

[Mc lovin]

fathomfive said:

Well does he?

No, infact he's considering moving to a new address and changing jobs

[Rude-boy]

Kermit power said:

I think it rather depends on whether or not he bedded her. If yes, then I reckon she's entitled (albeit possibly naive). If no, then best for him not to invest in a pet rabbit just yet.

This.

Her biological alarm bells are banging louder than Big Ben.

[Mc lovin]

Kermit power said:

I think it rather depends on whether or not he bedded her. If yes, then I reckon she's entitled (albeit possibly naive). If no, then best for him not to invest in a pet rabbit just yet.

She did not give up the goods, even if she had, its still, well, a bit full on!!

[Frankeh]

IF you banged her then this might be almost forgivable, kind of, sometimes, I guess.
But as it is. Run far far away.

[Harry Flashman]

Crumbs.

Run? No - name change, witness proection programme. Immediately.

I currently have someone who insists on coming to my house. I came home yesterday night and found her in her car, across the street, waiting for me. It's not actually as funny as you'd think it is.

I need an amusing prank. Sneaking up and letting the tyres down isn't an option, as it would mean she's stranded at my house...

[pits]

Mc lovin said:

You went out on a date with a girl you had been talking to for about a week, then the next morning received an email from her that reads "hello boyfriend, i'm still crazey about you, i hope you feel the same blah blah blah. Then because you have ignored the question the next email has more guff but with the question i hope you feel the same highlited in red and in bold?

Now we are not talking about a girl of 18 here, she's 32.

Luckily it was a friend of mine that has landed himself this utter gem.

I think she's a keeper....

Abandon ship!

[Mc lovin]

Frankeh said:

IF you banged her then this might be almost forgivable, kind of, sometimes, I guess.
But as it is. Run far far away.

Oh if i'd banged her not only would her bunny boiling be an issue but my friend would have also been pretty peeved, mind you i would have been doing him a favour

[pits]

Mc lovin said:

Frankeh said:

IF you banged her then this might be almost forgivable, kind of, sometimes, I guess.
But as it is. Run far far away.

Oh if i'd banged her not only would her bunny boiling be an issue but my friend would have also been pretty peeved, mind you i would have been doing him a favour

If he wants out, and you dont want her around, do her up the bum, tell your mate of this, then explain to said crazy lady that it would be awkward all 3 of us being friends blah blah, you and mate go for pint

[Symptomless Coma]

Rude-boy said:

Kermit power said:

I think it rather depends on whether or not he bedded her. If yes, then I reckon she's entitled (albeit possibly naive). If no, then best for him not to invest in a pet rabbit just yet.

This.

Her biological alarm bells are banging louder than Big Ben.

+1
She's got her mind set on what she wants - she's wanting to not waste time, so gets everything out in the open. If he's not interested in kids etc she won't be wasting time.

[philthy]

Tell your mate to reach up and grab the yellow/black handles, and pull down sharply.

[Mc lovin]

Harry Flashman said:

Crumbs.

Run? No - name change, witness proection programme. Immediately.

I currently have someone who insists on coming to my house. I came home yesterday night and found her in her car, across the street, waiting for me. It's not actually as funny as you'd think it is.

I need an amusing prank. Sneaking up and letting the tyres down isn't an option, as it would mean she's stranded at my house...

Jizz on her door handle.

HTH

[Justayellowbadge]

Harry Flashman said:

Crumbs.

Run? No - name change, witness proection programme. Immediately.

I currently have someone who insists on coming to my house. I came home yesterday night and found her in her car, across the street, waiting for me. It's not actually as funny as you'd think it is.

I need an amusing prank. Sneaking up and letting the tyres down isn't an option, as it would mean she's stranded at my house...

Get a shop mannequin. Dress it.

Park your Morgan outside her home with dummy in driver's seat.

Live your life.

Make sure someone is keeping an eye out and let's you know when she leaves your place, so you can nip back and get your car before she gets there.

Imagine her face after night after night of waiting to be told by the neighbours that you have been waiting outside her place the whole time.

Then bang a hooker over her bonnet. Stare coldy through the windscreen into her eyes for the whole 2 minutes.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Tuesday 15th September 15:21