Funny Sayings?

[Swinblink]

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Edited by GopherBroke on Wednesday 12th June 12:23

[The Riddler]

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

[Kitch88]

lol, have to admit I stole this from 'The Office'

When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking. When girls are sixteen they're ready for fking!

[keithton]

from the reading festival...old enough for reading, old enough for bedding

[Kermit power]

Swinblink said:

"If theyre old enough for employment, they're old enough for enjoyment"

I wonder if that one came before or after the legislation preventing people stuffing 6yr olds up chimneys?

[sotonboy1977]

old enough to smoke,old enough to poke !

[Wacky Racer]

There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle...

[Nolar Dog]

"If they don't shag, fk 'em!"


And my favourite:

"I'm going to open a pasty shop in Bury"

[Hammer67]

She was the fishmongers daughter and she laid on her back and said fill it.

She was the cricketers daughter and she liked a full toss up the crease.

[Wacky Racer]

Nolar Dog said:

And my favourite:

"I'm going to open a pasty shop in Bury"

Yes, one of my favourites too, that one.........

[DAVEVO9]

She was only the welders daughter but she had acetylene tits

[Wacky Racer]

DAVEVO9 said:

She was only the welders daughter but she had acetylene tits

She was only the Yorkshireman's daughter but she liked her Huddersfield

She was only the tobacconist's daughter, but she was the best bit of shag in the shop

[Paulbav]

Swinblink said:

"If the grass is green lets play cricket"

"If theyre old enough for employment, they're old enough for enjoyment"



Anyone know any other sayings like thiss?

I'm sure that should be "if there is grass on wicket, let play commence" ??

[Landlord]

If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough.

[Paulbav]

Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed

[Evangelion]

She was only the gravedigger's daughter, but she'd lie under any old sod

[The Riddler]

Paulbav said:

Swinblink said:

"If the grass is green lets play cricket"

"If theyre old enough for employment, they're old enough for enjoyment"



Anyone know any other sayings like thiss?

I'm sure that should be "if there is grass on wicket, let play commence" ??

I think the correct one would be "If there is grass on the wicket, lets play cricket!"

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[Hammer67]

If it moves fk it, if it doesn`t move fk it til it does

[pits]

Remember guys they are legal when they leave school, and they leave school at half three

[kma]

If there's grass on the wicket, play cricket...

..and if the wicket is bare, play in the mud.