It's official I work in a nut house

[bigburd]

Last week someone decided to drive through a hedge in the car park and ramming another on the other side of the hedge whilst grounding car on the raised kerbs

That in itself was not an issue, but today someone decided to attempt suicide. The blood curdling wailing that echoed the building was quite eerie.

:/

Edited by bigburd on Wednesday 16th September 00:50

[Technonotice]

where do you work and what do you do?

[Oily Nails]

I would suggest taking all the 'pointy' things away from the rest of your work colleagues

[Landlord]

bigburd said:

attempt suicide

As in, they failed? Serious question.

[Digger]

Landlord said:

bigburd said:

attempt suicide

As in, they failed? Serious question.

Why ask?

[bigburd]

Landlord said:

bigburd said:

attempt suicide

As in, they failed? Serious question.

Yes, failed! but a couple of members of staff pinned the person down until the relevant authorities arrived

Edited by bigburd on Wednesday 16th September 00:51

[Landlord]

Digger said:

Landlord said:

bigburd said:

attempt suicide

As in, they failed? Serious question.

Why ask?

Curiosity

[Digger]

Landlord said:

Digger said:

Landlord said:

bigburd said:

attempt suicide

As in, they failed? Serious question.

Why ask?

Curiosity

so not "serious" . . .so why ask?. . .oh nevermind. . .will never rent off you

[okgo]

Digger said:

Landlord said:

Digger said:

Landlord said:

bigburd said:

attempt suicide

As in, they failed? Serious question.

Why ask?

Curiosity

so not "serious" . . .so why ask?. . .oh nevermind. . .will never rent off you

Whooooosh

[anonymous-user]

To be honest I'd expect you to take better care of your patients, and certainly not let them near automobiles...

[Digger]

okgo said:

Digger said:

Landlord said:

Digger said:

Landlord said:

bigburd said:

attempt suicide

As in, they failed? Serious question.

Why ask?

Curiosity

so not "serious" . . .so why ask?. . .oh nevermind. . .will never rent off you

Whooooosh

windy tonight. . .

[OllieWinchester]

Do you have one of those signs on your desk - "You don't have to be mad to work here...." etc?

Maybe you should get one?

[Engineer1]

Where are you based and will there be any jobs coming up?? Well I've got to ask what with being unemployed nearly 6 months

[elster]

OllieWinchester said:

Do you have one of those signs on your desk - "You don't have to be mad to work here...." etc?

Maybe you should get one?

I'm pretty sure the OP is sane and not a retard, so no need for such a sign.

if not then go for it.