The two most embarrassing things to buy

[Dr.Doofenshmirtz]

1] Condoms.
I remember the first time I bought some from a garage shop many years ago. Very embarrassing!

2] lingerie for the other half.
I've bought her plenty of stuff on the Internet, but last week I left it too late and had to buy it from Debenhams (wedding anniversary see). The lingerie dept was full of women all looking at me sifting through the apparel trying to find the right sizes. Awful experience - never again.

I can't think of anything else that could be as bad as these two things?..unless it's an ointment for genital warts or something - luckily I've never had to collect any embarrassing medication!

[voyds9]

1) feminax

2) incontinence pants

[...Mole...]

[sidekickdmr]

Dr.Doofenshmirtz]1 said:

Condoms.

2] lingerie for the other half.

condoms yes, v embarrassing

lingerie, thats fine, could buy that all day long

[B17NNS]

[Limey 666]

When I was a kid it was a standing joke that you went to the chemist to buy condoms and came out with a bottle of lucozade.

[...Mole...]

[king arthur]

Surely KY jelly is more embarrassing than condoms?

[The Hypno-Toad]

I have never been embarrassed buying condoms, why should I be? It means I'm getting some.
Is the bloke behind the counter? If he works in an all night garage probably not. If its the pretty girl in the chemist she'll be wondering what I've got to make a girl sleep with me.

Always be proud you're buying johnnies!!!

Mind you, all that was a very long time ago.....

[Mojocvh]

...Mole... said:

Just the cream

Edited by Mojocvh on Wednesday 16th September 21:57

[Little Nicky]

I'm not a bird and don't have any experience with this, but I've had to endure the tea-time advertisements for:

VAGISIL

I would imagine (again no personal experience) that it would also be quite embarassing going into say Boots as a 17yr old yoof and having to ask for the price of a home pregnancy kit

Here endeth the lesson...

[TheEnd]

The Hypno-Toad said:

If its the pretty girl in the chemist she'll be wondering what I've got to make a girl sleep with me.

Apart from my devilishly handsome looks?

[gamefreaks]

Preparation H.

You use it when you get a tatoo done to heal it quickly. On the whole, it does feel goo though!

[_Dan_]

too far??? Sorry mods

Edited by _Dan_ on Wednesday 16th September 22:26

[cazzer]

Brocoli.

Wife asked me to stop on the way home and get some tampax and some brocoli.
I refused to get the brocoli. Cos I don't touch the stuff and would probably get the wrong thing.
Whereas Tampax has the size and description on the box

[mp3manager]

[a boardman]

cazzer said:

Brocoli.

Wife asked me to stop on the way home and get some tampax and some brocoli.
I refused to get the brocoli. Cos I don't touch the stuff and would probably get the wrong thing.
Whereas Tampax has the size and description on the box

what does the wife say when you go back with extra large.

[sneijder]

[Getragdogleg]

sneijder said:

Winner, What is with the odd simpsons skull thing on the foot rest ?

[Stedman]

Try getting 120 extra absorbent tampons.

I was going to a festival and wanted 120 tampons are they are hilarious to dip in water and throw![/immature]