My new favourite quote!!!

[Lambomartin]

Just read this


" Not putting miles on your supercar is like not having sex with your girlfriend so that she will be more desirable to her next boyfriend..."

Absolute Genius!!!!

[iandc]

Brilliant!!! I guess you could combine both and avoid having sex with your girlfriend and go driving instead! (both art the same time probably not a good option).

[SimonSays]

Quote from a friend:

"Ferrari guys download p0rn... Lamborghini guys make it"

[traxx]

"Which do you think controls the climate, a giant ball of hydrogen and helium just 93 million miles away hot enough for fusion or the exhaust from your Ferrari?"

[stin]

SimonSays said:

Quote from a friend:

"Ferrari guys download p0rn... Lamborghini guys make it"

That's almost like a this one i heard from a mate:

A Ferrari is the girl you take home to meet your mother!
A Lamborghini is the w,hore you take to the bedroom!

Edited by stin on Thursday 17th September 17:53

[Lambomartin]

And the all time classic......

" If you want to be somebody you buy a Ferrari, if you are somebody you buy a Lamborghini" Frank Sinatra

Edited by Lambomartin on Thursday 17th September 17:24

[dinkel]

Cars need to be driven . . . Why is it that the Fcar owners are effing scared to put miles on!

[graeme36s]

Lambomartin said:

And the all time classic......

" If you want to be somebody you buy a Ferrari, if you are somebody you buy a Lamborghini" Frank Sinatra

Edited by Lambomartin on Thursday 17th September 17:24

Absolutely brilliant. I can feel a few T'shirts coming on

[nmhmv]

What Grae like the last one........


LIFES TOO SHORT TO DRIVE A FERRARI

[Jules360]

traxx said:

"Which do you think controls the climate, a giant ball of hydrogen and helium just 93 million miles away hot enough for fusion or the exhaust from your Ferrari?"

There speaks an energy trader !!

[lordbluf]

SimonSays said:

Quote from a friend:

"Ferrari guys download p0rn... Lamborghini guys make it"

Im getting a car sticker made up with that on - what a classic....
I will also get one saying "dont use dish scourers on cars"....

[13th]

nmhmv said:

What Grae like the last one........


LIFES TOO SHORT TO DRIVE A FERRARI

Oh I so want a T shirt with that on !

ETA for Mr 13th of course!

Edited by 13th on Thursday 17th September 22:17

[SimonSays]

Lambomartin said:

And the all time classic......

" If you want to be somebody you buy a Ferrari, if you are somebody you buy a Lamborghini" Frank Sinatra

Edited by Lambomartin on Thursday 17th September 17:24

I thought Frank's quote was "If you want to be a man, you buy a ferrari, if you are a man, you own a lamborghini"

[traxx]

if we are doing pictures,

[DIW35]

Seen on a (not to be disclosed) Lamborghini:

'If I was an attention we, I'd have bought a Ferrari!'

[Lambomartin]

SimonSays said:

Lambomartin said:

And the all time classic......

" If you want to be somebody you buy a Ferrari, if you are somebody you buy a Lamborghini" Frank Sinatra

Edited by Lambomartin on Thursday 17th September 17:24

I thought Frank's quote was "If you want to be a man, you buy a ferrari, if you are a man, you own a lamborghini"

I am lucky enough to have got my quote directly from a lovely bearded gentleman who sits on the next desk to me!

[Lambomartin]

lordbluf said:

SimonSays said:

Quote from a friend:

"Ferrari guys download p0rn... Lamborghini guys make it"

Im getting a car sticker made up with that on - what a classic....
I will also get one saying "dont use dish scourers on cars"....

I have read that thread LordBluf. I feel I should also advise you not to pick your nose with a hovermower! lol

[traxx]

Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred Pennyworth: The lamborghini, then. Much more subtle.

[stin]

Lambomartin said:

SimonSays said:

Lambomartin said:

And the all time classic......

" If you want to be somebody you buy a Ferrari, if you are somebody you buy a Lamborghini" Frank Sinatra

Edited by Lambomartin on Thursday 17th September 17:24

I thought Frank's quote was "If you want to be a man, you buy a ferrari, if you are a man, you own a lamborghini"

I am lucky enough to have got my quote directly from a lovely bearded gentleman who sits on the next desk to me!

Santa?

[Lambomartin]

stin said:

Lambomartin said:

SimonSays said:

Lambomartin said:

And the all time classic......

" If you want to be somebody you buy a Ferrari, if you are somebody you buy a Lamborghini" Frank Sinatra

Edited by Lambomartin on Thursday 17th September 17:24

I thought Frank's quote was "If you want to be a man, you buy a ferrari, if you are a man, you own a lamborghini"

I am lucky enough to have got my quote directly from a lovely bearded gentleman who sits on the next desk to me!

Santa?

Yes Stu. I am now working at the toy factory in Lapland.