Things you play with on your desk.

[Ayahuasca]

This morning I have been playing with:

An orange squidgy and slightly ear-waxed airline earplug that I have just realised is exactly the same size, shape and consistency as a lady's nipple.

What strange playthings are on your desk?

[Sleekitman]

My secretary.

[Johnny]

Tech Deck Skateboard.



Yo-Yo. Although tecnically I'm at my desk, rather than on it, for that one...

Edited by Johnny on Friday 18th September 16:26

Edited by Johnny on Friday 18th September 16:28

[Jonny671]

Staple Remover
Citroen C2 Model
Transformers BK Toy
Bic Pens (See how high you can flick the lid off )
Stapler (Make a staple chain)

[Dr.Doofenshmirtz]

One of those retractable name badge leads.
I wrap it round my finder and let it go - it spins round and makes me happy...

Oh god I'm so bored.

[pincher]

Poker chips, a squidgy 'stress' ball, a 1:18 model of a VX220.

And the coffee cup holder they so conveniently place in all desktop pc's these days......

Edited by pincher on Friday 18th September 16:25

[4hero]

voodoo doll of my wife

[Los Palmas 7]

This thread is jobist. What about those of us who don't work behind a desk? Eh?


I drive a lorry and generally play with my willy.

[Marf]

A 1/32scale 1962 Corvette Convertible

[Slikk]

Secretary

[Republik]

Brian from Family Guy with flexible arms, and Steve Irwin.

[craggers]

desktop mouse .. that for browsing site

[Ayahuasca]

and a plastic gun that fires a fly-swatting disk.

[The Moose]

Los Palmas 7 said:

I drive a lorry and generally play with my willy.

I'm assuming this is after murdering the prozzies?!



Cheers

The Moose

[Elskeggso]

I've been practising poker chip tricks this afternoon, can easily waste hours for some reason

[DIW35]

Usually manage to watch a few DVDs on the laptop before calling it a day.

[therealpigdog]

I've been balancing dinosaurs on top of each other.

http://www.epogo.co.uk/38-gadgets-and-gifts/66-tar...

[Gretchen]

Johnny said:

Tech Deck Skateboard.



Yo-Yo. Although tecnically I'm at my desk, rather than on it, for that one...

Edited by Johnny on Friday 18th September 16:26

Edited by Johnny on Friday 18th September 16:28

Has anyone ever tried to stand on your skateboard...I have glue for that



I fiddle with my figures, does that count?

[FreeLitres]

Johnny said:

Tech Deck Skateboard.

Worst "hey, look at my bling watch" post ever!

Nice Breitling Emergency btw...

[Steamer]

Republik said:

and Steve Irwin.

Not attracting flies yet then?