Jordan, Katona, & only 1 bullet

[MartG]

As above, who gets the bullet

[ridds]

Stand them side by side and then through the temple.

I win.

[odyssey2200]

on the basis that Katone is Bi Polar and can't help the way she is and Jordan chooses to be a tart, Jordan gets the bullet.

[M-J-B]

Well I seem to have shot in the direction of Jordan.....







I should think she's used to that

[Illustrious_Lou]

odyssey2200 said:

on the basis that Katone is Bi Polar and can't help the way she is and Jordan chooses to be a tart, Jordan gets the bullet.

I was just about to post the same.

[chr15b]

suicide needs adding as an option with only one bullet

[Steamer]

This ones easy!!!

a.Tell Fatona that Jordan just ate the last Prawn Ring
b.Fatona will beat Jordan to death in 'Bi Polar' rage
c. Beat her to death with the gun
d. Shoot her boyfriend

[MiniMan64]

Got to be Katona, total waste of space wheras Jordan does at least occasional get her overly and pointlessly inflated norks out.

[TheCarpetCleaner]

Jordan.


Needs to be quick beforre the newspaper printing machines run out of orange ink.

[sneijder]

Probably you for starting yet another Jordan thread on PISTONHEADS.

Don't know about everyone else but I come here to get away from all that.

[Rach*]

Somehow make them line up "oh look a pound" "first on the white line gets The Sun interview" "biggest boobs gets the La Sensa contact"


Then shout both!

[Jasandjules]

Beat them both to death with the butt of the gun, then shoot Gordon Brown.

[Simpo Two]

Tie them together, place on a very narrow bridge over deep ravine. Shoot one and as they fall off, they take the other with them.



Or you could just push them over the edge of the ravine and save the bullet...

[Simpo Two]

Rach* said:

Somehow make them line up "oh look a pound" "first on the white line gets The Sun interview" "biggest boobs gets the La Sensa contact"


Then shout both!

I shouted 'Both!' but they're still alive...

[odyssey2200]

Rach* said:

Then shout both!

what,Really loud?

BOTH!!

HTH

[Pesty]

Jordan

Katona will probably die early anyway.

[Rach*]

odyssey2200 said:

Rach* said:

Then shout both!

what,Really loud?

BOTH!!

HTH

Oh, I'm such a tard, put me on the firing line with the other 2 idiots

[Rotary Madness]

Erm quite simple really, get them to place their heads together, and hope the bullet has enough force to pass through both. Its hardly going to connect with large ammounts of brain matter is it

[Conian]

Jasandjules said:

Beat them both to death with the butt of the gun, then shoot Gordon Brown.

albert einstein... nicola tesla ... stephen hawkin... you.
i salute you sir.

[zac510]

I voted Jordan but you just know if she carked it then the tabloids will just turn their attention to Katona. There'll always be another bimbo wanting to be famous despite no class and newspapers wanting to 'report' it