My physique is better than Daniel Craig's

[Neil.D]

Remember the 'thought I'd photograph my gorgeous girlfriend on the hood of my car' on some bodybuilding forum....

Well I thought this well worthy of note. Made me titter.

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/printtopic/31...

The pictures near the bottom of the page are even better...must train harder.

Neil.D

[mybrainhurts]

Holy snot...

Thank you for that...

I opened the link...

I think it is now appropriate to RUN AWAY...

[grumbledoak]

Best about that thread are the comments. e.g.

"WHY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE!!!!!!!!"

"**** YOU BOTH FOR STARTING THIS THREAD AGAIN."

[Blukoo]

Oh no. Not clive again.

He's notorious for making self-loving thread such as these. He really is up his own arse.

Clives traps make him look like Deirdre from Coronation St.

Edited by Blukoo on Saturday 19th September 22:29

[Rach*]

Mmm mmm mmmmm James Bond mmm mmmmm mmmmmm






The other guy is a whole load of wrong!

[Menguin]

Firstly, WTF are traps?

Secondly:

Clive said:

I still believe I would make a more believable bond with my more pleasing and stronger looking physique.
Just imagine a scene were I’m playing bond and I remove my jacket and you see this-
Everyone would then want bigger arms and dumbbell sales would go threw the roof!

[captainzep]

There's no way that Daniel Craig has a better interior designer.

Clive's mum's house has a lounge (and sofa) of purest green. Its awesome that she composed the photos to include this amazing décor 'sense' and capture her son's freakish, hairy physique. In his pants. Which she washed so nicely.

[GTIR]

He has got to be winding everybody up shirley!

What a prize tit.

[cs02rm0]

Menguin said:

Firstly, WTF are traps?

Trapezius - the triangular muscle between the shoulder and the neck.

Hilarious thread!

Edited by cs02rm0 on Saturday 19th September 22:54

[BrabusMog]

Does he live in a B&B?

[captainzep]

Women often say that the whole big muscles thing does little for them.

I used to disbelieve them.

-No longer.



I'd be fascinated to find out what he drives.

[MrsMiggins]

I love this

[Simpo Two]

I thought 'Clive' was just a narcissist - but I think it's the real thing!

[DrTre]

Slight touch of Downs about him dontcha think?

[Rach*]

captainzep said:

Women often say that the whole big muscles thing does little for them.

I used to disbelieve them.

-No longer.



I'd be fascinated to find out what he drives.

£1 on he drives a Yellow Boxster

Edited by Rach* on Saturday 19th September 23:02

[cc8s]

What a weird-shaped tt.

[Neil.D]

DrTre said:

Slight touch of Downs about him dontcha think?

OMG Im crying!

[okgo]

cs02rm0 said:

Menguin said:

Firstly, WTF are traps?

Trapezius - the triangular muscle between the shoulder and the neck.

Hilarious thread!

Edited by cs02rm0 on Saturday 19th September 22:54

He has no traps..

[chimera40]

What a complete and utter feck wit, this guy is so far up is own arse a potholer could not get him back out

[FreeLitres]

okgo said:

cs02rm0 said:

Menguin said:

Firstly, WTF are traps?

Trapezius - the triangular muscle between the shoulder and the neck.

Hilarious thread!

Edited by cs02rm0 on Saturday 19th September 22:54

He has no traps..

True - I am no body-building expert but I would say he has very poor symmetry (some bits are too big, some are too small)