Are teenage girls now passed around like a joint?

[Monki]

I might be out of touch with the 'yooof' of today at the grand age of 26, but overheard (and managed to translate barely) a conversation between a group of Telford male inbred chavs and a group of Telford female inbred chavs that seemed to involve them discussing who they were going to attempt to impregnate on the weekend, who had the last abortion and who was trying for a kid.

One scenario ran as follows:

Male Chav 1 "arrr Dave, av yow f**ked Charmaine yet?"
Male Chav 2 "Nar, avin er on da weekend, av u ad er?"
Male Chav 1 "Yeah, but fink Wayne is avin er dis weekend"
Male Chav 2 "nar probz, will av Stacy instead az not dun er yet"



And in between this, the chav girl group were discussing the chaps they'd greased up and the abortions they'd had


Is this youth culture of today ? Or was it just because I was in Telford?

[Don]

They really do exist.

Oh dear.

[al1991]

Teenage chav girls are, indeed, passed around like a joint. But they're worse for allowing it to happen

[Monki]

Thought so

Would hate to do their smear tests

[WorAl]

Monki said:

Thought so

Would hate to do their smear tests

you wouldnt need the clamp, just a potholing head lamp

[Mc lovin]

WorAl said:

Monki said:

Thought so

Would hate to do their smear tests

you wouldnt need the clamp, just a potholing head lamp

Or Dave with his light on a stick

[Penny-lope]

A friend works for a local teenage health/education type unit, and was in a local park a few weeks back for an information evening.

In walks some 14 year old girls (ex pupils of her daughter's school) demanding condoms. She explained that she could not just hand them out, but if they came down to the unit they would be able to get some there.

Reply....'fk off right, I don't want to be shown how to stick a fking condom on, I just want a fking shag!' (but obviously in teen talk)

At that age I would never have spoke to an adult like that, let alone be thinking about fking Tom, Dick and Harry.

[DrTre]

Male Chav 1 "arrr Dave, av yow f**ked Charmaine yet?"

Was Male Chav 1 a Brummie pirate?!

[Project 644]

Mc lovin said:

WorAl said:

Monki said:

Thought so

Would hate to do their smear tests

you wouldnt need the clamp, just a potholing head lamp

Or Dave with his light on a stick

Poor dave

[lazyitus]

DrTre said:

Male Chav 1 "arrr Dave, av yow f**ked Charmaine yet?"

Was Male Chav 1 a Brummie pirate?!

Hey, that's the dialect in Telford too.

Odd place.

[DrTre]

Telford is weird. The entire place seems surrounded by trees like a Centerparcs.

[WorAl]

DrTre said:

Male Chav 1 "arrr Dave, av yow f**ked Charmaine yet?"

Was Male Chav 1 a Brummie pirate?!

No he was obviously a devon farmer.

[750turbo]

Very true, Telford is one of the strangest places I have ever had the pleasure of visiting. Saying that, there are a few hidden gems nearby like Ironbridge, and Bridgnorth.

[Steamer]

Monki said:

... but overheard (and managed to translate barely) a conversation between a group of Telford male inbred chavs and a group of Telford female inbred chavs...

Slightly off topic here...

...were you hiding in the bushes Monki?

[bazking69]

Filthy wk tanks.

[NismoGT]

Yes it was because you were in Telford. I reckon this is now the chav capital of the country.

The scum seem to breed like fking flea's!

0h y3h! 1 h4d d4t St4cey last wkend!

[Ikemi]

Penny-lope said:

At that age I would never have spoke to an adult like that, let alone be thinking about fking Tom, Dick and Harry.

They do prefer Dick though ...

[Simpo Two]

WorAl said:

you wouldnt need the clamp, just a potholing head lamp

As the end of the joke has it:

Lorry driver 1 to lorry driver 2: 'Never mind I got here, I'm looking for my sodding lorry!'

[cc8s]

Monki said:

but overheard (and managed to translate barely) a conversation between a group

Overhearing conversations can be scary! I was once on a bus and overhead two young lads discussing how one had been arrested for attempted murder and various other offenses.

[bga]

That's no different to some girls I know 15 years ago (not in the biblical sense fortunately).