Nursery Rhymes

[Glyn84]

I was fixing some computers in a primary schools reception class this morning and they were singing 'the wheels on the bus go round and round'. While I was watching progress bars I fiddled the words and had this stuck in my head

The exhaust on the 'Ro goes pop and bang,
Pop and bang,
Pop and bang.
The exhaust on the 'Ro goes pop and bang,
All day long.

Just got me thinking what other nursery rhymes could be rewritten? I'm sure there are some more creative people here than my very brief moment of creativity!

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Leave that one with me i'll work on it















































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[RedWings]

Nothing to do with the Ro, but I remember my Gran (the legend that she was) teaching me "our soldiers went to war" when I was... well, I was still at primary school so <11 years old.

Anyway, the lyrics are as follows: (you need to use a little imagination for some of the pronunciations )

Our sol.. our sol.. our soldiers went to war
With pis.. with pis.. with pistols in their hands
For cur.. for cur.. for curiosity
To fight for the old c*** fight for the old c*** fight for the old country..

I miss my Gran

[justsoldit]

RedWings said:

Nothing to do with the Ro, but I remember my Gran (the legend that she was) teaching me "our soldiers went to war" when I was... well, I was still at primary school so <11 years old.

Anyway, the lyrics are as follows: (you need to use a little imagination for some of the pronunciations )

Our sol.. our sol.. our soldiers went to war
With pis.. with pis.. with pistols in their hands
For cur.. for cur.. for curiosity
To fight for the old c*** fight for the old c*** fight for the old country..

I miss my Gran

There was a young man from the forum
Who lacked a little decorum
His lyrics were rude
His Gran was crude
I Don't suppose he has anymore of em?

[wolfracer]

justsoldit said:

There was a young man from the forum
Who lacked a little decorum
His lyrics were rude
His Gran was crude
I Don't suppose he has anymore of em?

[wolfracer]

Best I can come up with I'm afraid........

R8 and Ro went up the hill
to fetch a gallon of fu-el
R8 broke down and lost his drive
but Ro came rumbling too-well!

There was a great beast called Ro
who didn't much like the snow
he'd skid and slip
even on a short trip
so the Falkens had to go.....

[Glyn84]

wolfracer said:

There was a great beast called Ro
who didn't much like the snow
he'd skid and slip
even on a short trip
so the Falkens had to go.....;)

Love that

[S800VXR]

Little Sophie Sang
had a big plan
to blow all the competition away
nitros was planned
that went with a bag
and scared all the VXR boys away

[S800VXR]

Silent night
holly night
all is blown is obviously right
turbos are in
N/A in the bin
the future holds but only a grin

etc etc etc.

(busy at work really!)

[MyM8V8]

God rest ye merry, blower men
Let hot air you dismay
Remember, Christ, our Saviour
Was born on Christmas day
To save you all from Satan's power
When you were gone astray
Aspirations of Natural joy,
Natural joy
Aspirations of Natural joy!

Edited by MyM8V8 on Friday 25th September 19:25

Edited by MyM8V8 on Friday 25th September 20:28

[MyM8V8]

Mary, Mary quite contrary,
Why is your engine blown,
With slippery belts, and cocked up shells,
And pistons all in a glow.

Edited by MyM8V8 on Friday 25th September 20:27

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Oh my goodness

[MyM8V8]

S800VXR said:

Silent night
holly night
all is blown is obviously right
turbos are in
N/A in the bin
the future holds but only a grin

etc etc etc.

(busy at work really!)

Ring a ring a of Ro's mess,
A pocket full of posers,
Atishoo, atishoo, you're all blown down.

[MyM8V8]

The Owl and the Pussy-cat wanted to mod'
A beautiful pea green Ro,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a twenty grand note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to his small block car,
'O lovely V8! O V8 my love,
What a beautiful stroker you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful stroker you are!'


Pussy said to the Owl, 'Our engine does growl!
How charmingly sweet the tune!
Too long we have faffed! Let's get rid of the MAF:
And then we'll be over the moon.'
They drove away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the engine men blow
They said you will pay through your nose
your nose
I tell you, you'll pay through your nose.

[MyM8V8]

I’m a little blower
Short and stout
Here’s my intake
Very Hot!
When I see the pistons
Hear me shout:
“Suck them in and spit them out!”

[anonymous-user]

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

[MyM8V8]

There was a young man from Kent,
Who's Ro was a little bit bent,
He'd fitted a blower,
And said "It's a Goer"
And it did, straight over a fence!

Edited by MyM8V8 on Friday 25th September 21:26

[MyM8V8]

There was a young man with a Ute,
His girlfriend was somewhat hirsuit,
He said "Sod it Mary"
"You're too fking hairy"
"I'm going to give you the boot"!

Edited by MyM8V8 on Friday 25th September 21:39

[S800VXR]

Gareth! you have to much time on yr hands!!

[MyM8V8]

S800VXR said:

Gareth! you have to much time on yr hands!!

Yeah, I'm fking off home now!!!