According to Ofsted, I'm a paedophile
According to Ofsted, I'm a paedophile
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Puggit

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49,193 posts

265 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8277378.stm

The depths this government will go to invade our private lives is nothing short of despicable.

adycav

7,615 posts

234 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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article said:
Close relatives of the child such as grandparents, siblings, aunts or uncles are exempt from the rules
Yeah, because it's never family members that abuse children, is it?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

205 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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I did see talk of people with regular contact with other kids needing to be checked over.
That sounds fine by me, until it turns out they include giving a lift to the neighbours kids etc, taking them to football practice...

elster

17,517 posts

227 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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I look after friends kids all the time.

My financial reward is occasional sex and dinner.

Do I have to register to say I have never been caught touching up kids?

Never understood the whole kiddie touching anyway...no tits..where is the fun?

krusty

2,473 posts

266 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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someone will come up with a suitable 'Nanny State' pun in a minute.....

Distant

2,391 posts

210 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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Puggit said:
According to Ofsted, I'm a paedophile

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8277378.stm

The depths this government will go to invade our private lives is nothing short of despicable.
confused What has this got to do with you being a paedo?

bertie

8,567 posts

301 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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elster said:
I look after friends kids all the time.

My financial reward is occasional sex and dinner.
You might want to re-phrase that....

Or maybe you have better "freinds" than me!

adycav

7,615 posts

234 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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There wouldn't be a problem with paedophiles if it wasn't for all these sexy kids...









I am joking and I used to work with sex offenders so I'm allowed to do so

Edited by adycav on Sunday 27th September 16:11

elster

17,517 posts

227 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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bertie said:
elster said:
I look after friends kids all the time.

My financial reward is occasional sex and dinner.
You might want to re-phrase that....

Or maybe you have better "freinds" than me!
With the friend not the kids.

We have each other for sex, neither of us want a relationship.

elster

17,517 posts

227 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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adycav said:
There wouldn't be a problem with paedophiles if it wasn't for all these sexy kids...









I am joking and I used to work with sex offenders so I'm allowed to do so

Edited by adycav on Sunday 27th September 16:11
Camera man?

Silent1

19,761 posts

252 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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adycav said:
article said:
Close relatives of the child such as grandparents, siblings, aunts or uncles are exempt from the rules
Yeah, because it's never family members that abuse children, is it?
Indeed, it's not like the single biggest group of abusers are family members is it.

fking retards.

adycav

7,615 posts

234 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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elster said:
adycav said:
There wouldn't be a problem with paedophiles if it wasn't for all these sexy kids...









I am joking and I used to work with sex offenders so I'm allowed to do so

Edited by adycav on Sunday 27th September 16:11
Camera man?
hehe

Very good, genuine chuckle from me there.

Taita

7,840 posts

220 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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We just need to say NO. And flatly refuse to comply.

Same with SCP and all the other legislation. If enough do it, there won't be enough space to lock us up under anti-terror laws.

Don

28,378 posts

301 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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So this is actually to do with needing yet more CRB checks, isn't it?

So most childminding circles (exchange of tokens for hours of looking after kids) would now require their members to all undergo CRB checks and register as childminders.

It's amazing they let people be fking parents at all the way this evil lot seem to believe that only the professionally qualified and registered should ever do anything from wiring up a new sodding plug all the way to childminding.

One day I wonder if you'll need to be properly qualified and a professional in order to have sex.

Oh. Harman wouldn't like that so perhaps it won't happen.

My disgust for the incumbent government knows no depths...they have lost control of the civil service utterly.


Kill them all. Let God sort them out.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

221 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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So does that mean that evil little bd that is the other halfs friends son won't be able to come round and stay

And who sayes nulabour haven't done any good

srebbe64

13,021 posts

254 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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I would say it's unbelievable - but sadly it is VERY believable with the current bunch of muppets at the helm. They want to make laws for EVERYTHING.

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

236 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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Lunatics are in charge of the asylum.

Silent1

19,761 posts

252 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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If i ever have kids, I'll move to Western Australia, there's none of this st out there and it's full of decent people.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

242 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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And dingos.

Silent1

19,761 posts

252 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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and kick arse machinery.






Damn i miss it. frowncry