Drama Factor

[captainzep]

Last night I watched 20 mins of this hateful piss-soaked wet wipe of a show. Now maybe its because Mrs Zep told me I that I couldn't sexually harrass her until it finished, but the fking thing made me angry enough to kill a fking Polar Bear cub, -with scissors.

Let us put aside for a moment, the fact that its full of selfish, attention seeking, gurning, orange screeching bds.

Instead, I'd like to cover the topic of crying.

Everyone was crying. All the time.

If it wasn't one of the orange bds tearfully claiming that their attention seeking was due to a dead relative, it was another tearfully preparing to sing -or rather howl out of their disgusting, simple mouth. Or tearfully singing. Or tearfully talking to Dermot O'bd afterwards, and then tearfully being told to ps off by the judges. Or tearfully being told they're not st enough to be thrown off. Yet.

The whole thing was interspersed with a backing track of cloying 'My kitten's got Cancer' grade emotional piano. Just in case seeing an orange bd speechless with tears isn't quite communicating inappropriately emotional and over-dramatised behaviour adequately.

Where is the dignity of these people?
They're taking part in a fking singing competition/talent show. Its a national competition. There will be one winner. Coping with rejection will be inevitable.

I'm not unemotional myself, but I tend to cry about important things. The blubbing piss-bags on X-factor just look like whiny kids who have been told they're not getting Tracy Island for Christmas.

I'm keen that they all die with their own st spraying out of their nose.