Women of the world, please try and understand...

[Cactussed]

...that sometimes, we really aren't thinking about anything at all. Insisting that we are and just won't tell you isn't going to change things.

We often have completely vacant moments. Its that simple. Really.

As you were...

[JJCW]

Cactussed said:

...that sometimes, we really aren't thinking about anything at all. Insisting that we are and just won't tell you isn't going to change things.

We often have completely vacant moments. Its that simple. Really.

As you were...

WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME? YOU WERE THINKING OF HER WEREN'T YOU!!

[TonyHetherington]

You need an escape to that question.

I'm a drummer, and so for me, at those moments, I say "I was playing a rhythm in my head". Get yourself an escape, otherwise it will end in tears

[DJC]

TonyHetherington said:

You need an escape to that question.

I'm a drummer, and so for me, at those moments, I say "I was playing a rhythm in my head". Get yourself an escape, otherwise it will end in tears

Ooo I like that. Good call.

[DrTre]

"A rhythm? Who with? Does she have better rhythm than me?"

[tmk2]

I like Ross Nobles aproach just say the most random thing that you can think of it usually works.

[Justayellowbadge]

Drew said:

Sometimes, when I'm looking vacant, I'm just being vacant

Sometimes?

[sleep envy]

swerni said:

Drew, you are such a bloody amateur.

Try responding with " I was thinking how stunning you were looking", or "how lucky I am" etc etc etc

It'll make her like you all the more and avoids having to tell her that you were picturing what it would be like to bang her best mate

I'd end up with puke all over me if I said that, mainly mine but some would be hers

[Papa_Hotel]

"I were wondering what could swim faster, an 'orse or a dog."

[Cactussed]

Papa_Hotel said:

"I were wondering what could swim faster, an 'orse or a dog."

[sleep envy]

swerni said:

that's a bit specialist.

Even for you

true, scat just doesn't have the same effect anymore

[Nolar Dog]

sleep envy said:

swerni said:

that's a bit specialist.

Even for you

true, scat just doesn't have the same effect anymore

Might I recommend needle play.

HTH

[sleep envy]

[cue JAYB or Swerni with a joke about little pricks/]

[Frankeh]

"Fine. I was thinking of what I would be doing right now if Dinosaurs were still around, but we were still the dominant species on earth. Did you really need to know?"

Failing that... "Your sister"

Edited by Frankeh on Wednesday 30th September 10:45

[Mrs Trackside]

Cactussed said:

...

We are completely vacant. Men are simple. Really.

EFA

[GTIR]

"Could of, could have. What do you think darling"

[Penny-lope]

Do you really think us women care anyway....we are normally thinking about some thing just as naughty, or the dishes if the company is crap!

[sleep envy]

Penny-lope said:

Do you really think us women care anyway....we are normally thinking about some thing just as naughty, or the dishes if the company is crap!

why ask then?

[Penny-lope]

sleep envy said:

Penny-lope said:

Do you really think us women care anyway....we are normally thinking about some thing just as naughty, or the dishes if the company is crap!

why ask then?

To cover our guilt....then again some of us just wouldn't even bother asking

[sleep envy]

Penny-lope said:

To cover our guilt...

bird logic at its finest!

Edited by sleep envy on Wednesday 30th September 11:05