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pits

Original Poster:

6,704 posts

219 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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Is it considered cheating to pack in fags and smoke a pipe?

I cant be arsed with ciggies anymore, had my last one last night and cant say I really want another one, but I do like my pipe, as "old manny" as it is, I do enjoy it, and your not really smoking, find its to harsh to properly smoke.

So quit fags is fine, but do I have to lose the pipe aswell? Is it cheating, as there is just something so right about smoking a pipe, and it makes a brilliant emphasis on calling people s etc, point pipe at them
IE
"You sir *point pipe at person. Are a ! *swivel pipe in hand and back into mouth"

What does PH masses think?
Cheating or not


sday12

5,067 posts

240 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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You have to ask?

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

255 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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pits said:
"You sir," *point pipe at person* "are a !" *swivel pipe in hand and back into mouth*

What do the PH masses think?
I think I might take up smoking a pipe, is what I think.

I like the cut of your jib.

pits

Original Poster:

6,704 posts

219 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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CommanderJameson said:
pits said:
"You sir," *point pipe at person* "are a !" *swivel pipe in hand and back into mouth*

What do the PH masses think?
I think I might take up smoking a pipe, is what I think.

I like the cut of your jib.
Try it, even if you dont smoke it, just pick up a pipe, put it in your mouth, take it out, do the above and carry on as if nothing happened, or if your feeling really adventerous, stand with your back against the wall pipe in mouth, when everyone looks at you, remove the pipe from your mouth, hold it close to your face, with the "sucky end" at eye level and simply say with a serious pondering look upon your face

"I could do with fking a black/asian/indian/white/fat etc chick right now" pipe back in mouth and walk off, people will now think that, that man has goals, nothing is going to stop him, infact that man has probably already found a lady friend of his choice and is taken her home to bang, there is a succesfull man.

Jer_1974

1,643 posts

222 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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I've not seen anyone smoke a pipe in years.

BoRED S2upid

21,047 posts

269 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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How old are you? I haven't seen a pipe smoker in years. Do you have a beard?.

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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Of course it's "cheating."

You haven't given up smoking at all. You've given up cigarettes and replaced them with something else.

It may or may not be marginally better for you. If you tend to smoke a pipe very little and were on a lot of cigarettes then I'm sure it will be of benefit but you know what your Doc is going to tell you already...

Me? Gave up ciggies twenty years ago. Don't miss 'em at all. Revolting, chemically nasty things that make you stink. I really have given up smoking, too, as I haven't replaced them with anything.

But. Years on. I STILL fancy the occasional fine cigar. Not enough to buy boxes and a humidor. But enough, perhaps, to buy the odd one and smoke it in the garden for some special occasion with a stonking brandy. Doubt I'd complete a whole one, though...

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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CommanderJameson said:
pits said:
"You sir," *point pipe at person* "are a !" *swivel pipe in hand and back into mouth*

What do the PH masses think?
I think I might take up smoking a pipe, is what I think.

I like the cut of your jib.
On the other hand to ability to exactly this may be worth it by itself. hehe

Getragdogleg

10,208 posts

212 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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A proper man pastime. I salute your intentions sir.

Would you be growing some kind of moustache as well my good fellow ?


Engineer1

10,486 posts

238 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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Depends on the type of pipe and how well it fits your face etc

bazking69

8,620 posts

219 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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Do people still smoke pipes??
When I gave up fags last time, I ended up having the occasional half corona on special occasions. This quickly turned into a half Corona some evenings, then every evening, which in turn when to 10 Hamlet mini a day. After developing a nasty chest, spending a fortune and not actually enjoying smoking cigars because it was a matter of habit rather than an occasional pleasure I took up cigs again....

Carl_Spackler

3,116 posts

217 months

Wednesday 30th September 2009
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The best thing is you'll get a ruddy big dog to get you more if you run out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO-c4nq4yDE&fea...

Edited by Carl_Spackler on Wednesday 30th September 17:37

pits

Original Poster:

6,704 posts

219 months

Thursday 1st October 2009
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BoRED S2upid said:
How old are you? I haven't seen a pipe smoker in years. Do you have a beard?.
22 (near enough)
I have a beard...Of sorts

Don said:
CommanderJameson said:
pits said:
"You sir," *point pipe at person* "are a !" *swivel pipe in hand and back into mouth*

What do the PH masses think?
I think I might take up smoking a pipe, is what I think.

I like the cut of your jib.
On the other hand to ability to exactly this may be worth it by itself. hehe
Seriously try it, as someone asked me yesterday
"oh my god, are you smoking a pipe?"

  • Take pipe out of mouth, look at them...Ponder "Yes I am"
quickest and coolest way to end a conversation



Getragdogleg said:
A proper man pastime. I salute your intentions sir.

Would you be growing some kind of moustache as well my good fellow ?
Aiming ZZ Top beard if that counts

maix27

1,070 posts

225 months

Thursday 1st October 2009
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This is a ridiculous thread...

I love it!

Never considered a pipe before, may take it up. (Could never grow the facial hair though).

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Thursday 1st October 2009
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captainzep

13,306 posts

221 months

Thursday 1st October 2009
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Pipe smoking.

Plenty of decent research over the last 25 years on health impact.

Essentially, if you love Cancer, -but hate cigs, smoking a pipe is nearly as good.

pits

Original Poster:

6,704 posts

219 months

Thursday 1st October 2009
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The only thing with a pipe is the first few smokes are horrible, as you need to break the pipe in and burn something or other off, in the pot. After that though, nothing but the sweet cherry smell of cherry tobacco in the air and the sound of your own voice making use of your new god given right as a British gentleman with a pipe, to sit in a corner and grumble about everyone and anything

Asterix

24,438 posts

257 months

Thursday 1st October 2009
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Hmmmmm - this pipe lark does indeed sound enjoyable.

You can legitimately introduce words such as 'cur', 'preposterous' and 'dastardly' in to conversations without fear of ridicule.

As to the facial hair, maybe you could smoke your own clippings post trim - sort of relaxed responsible waste management best practice.

bigTee

5,546 posts

250 months

Thursday 1st October 2009
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I smoke a pipe with the Father in Law on Christmas day.

This Christmas i shall be mainly pointing and commenting as recommended by the op yes


TheCarpetCleaner

7,294 posts

231 months

Thursday 1st October 2009
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I gave up smoking about 3 weeks ago completely.

I do have some facial hair, so this pipe lark sounds amusing hehe