Tena Lady

[Silent1]

What the hell?
In this advert 2 women are kneeling down and sat on their feet painting a mans toenails, he snores and then they start laughing, the patronising voiceover lady then remarks it's ok to laugh and piss yourself providing you buy their nappies.

Do all women do this, should I have my woman fitted with a water tight stopcock?

It's just like that pinball always advert, another wrongun.

[Don]

NO it's not OK.

Nor is it OK to sit talking like the Sex in the City girls and bang on about piles and a cream for it or not being regular in your movements and taking something to make you st yourself.

Too much information!

[Landlord]

They should do a before and after version;

Same situation, painting nails. Laugh uproariously. Friend suddenly stops laughing, does the whole flared-nostril-sniff and looks awkward. Other lady slowly stops laughing before the dawning realisation followed by slumped shoulders and gentle sobbing.

<fade out>
THEN!

Same situation, painting nails. Laugh uproariously. Other lady's shoulder shake as she lets it go followed by a big gurning face as she crimps one out too. Friend laughs louder. Husband awakes with flared-nostrils and a disgusted, puzzled expression.


It's a wrap!

which, incidentally, could be the strap line for tena lady.

[sleep envy]

phil - have you ever considered a career as a script writer?

[Frankeh]

Landlord said:

They should do a before and after version;

Same situation, painting nails. Laugh uproariously. Friend suddenly stops laughing, does the whole flared-nostril-sniff and looks awkward. Other lady slowly stops laughing before the dawning realisation followed by slumped shoulders and gentle sobbing.

<fade out>
THEN!

Same situation, painting nails. Laugh uproariously. Other lady's shoulder shake as she lets it go followed by a big gurning face as she crimps one out too. Friend laughs louder. Husband awakes with flared-nostrils and a disgusted, puzzled expression.


It's a wrap!

which, incidentally, could be the strap line for tena lady.

Personally I've been waiting for a mock/comedic advert for quite a while.
A caricaturisation of all silly adverts from QVC or other shopping channels. I think it would go down a treat.

[Mc lovin]

Landlord said:

They should do a before and after version;

Same situation, painting nails. Laugh uproariously. Friend suddenly stops laughing, does the whole flared-nostril-sniff and looks awkward. Other lady slowly stops laughing before the dawning realisation followed by slumped shoulders and gentle sobbing.

<fade out>
THEN!

Same situation, painting nails. Laugh uproariously. Other lady's shoulder shake as she lets it go followed by a big gurning face as she crimps one out too. Friend laughs louder. Husband awakes with flared-nostrils and a disgusted, puzzled expression.


It's a wrap!

which, incidentally, could be the strap line for tena lady.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Mc lovin said:

Landlord said:

They should do a before and after version;

Same situation, painting nails. Laugh uproariously. Friend suddenly stops laughing, does the whole flared-nostril-sniff and looks awkward. Other lady slowly stops laughing before the dawning realisation followed by slumped shoulders and gentle sobbing.

<fade out>
THEN!

Same situation, painting nails. Laugh uproariously. Other lady's shoulder shake as she lets it go followed by a big gurning face as she crimps one out too. Friend laughs louder. Husband awakes with flared-nostrils and a disgusted, puzzled expression.


It's a wrap!

which, incidentally, could be the strap line for tena lady.

Have one each!:

[Landlord]

sleep envy said:

phil - have you ever considered a career as a script writer?

Yeah. Loads of times. I'd specialise in rom-coms.

[Don]

Landlord said:

sleep envy said:

phil - have you ever considered a career as a script writer?

Yeah. Loads of times. I'd specialise in rom-coms.

Or you could contribute to NewsArse.

I'm considering it.

[Justayellowbadge]

Landlord said:

sleep envy said:

phil - have you ever considered a career as a script writer?

Yeah. Loads of times. I'd specialise in rom-coms.

Andie Macdowell : Oh, is it raining?, I hadn't noticed.

Hugh Grant: Shut up and get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.


Julia Roberts: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy

Hugh Grant: Can I stop you there? Get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.


Tom Cruise: Get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.

Renee Zellweger: Shut up, you had me at 'van'



I think it's a goer, Phil.

[Frankeh]

Hugh Grant: Shut up and get in the van, i'm going to fk your mouth.

Hooker: The usual then, Hugh?

Edited by Frankeh on Wednesday 30th September 16:17

[Papa Hotel]

Tampon adverts, while pretty horrible when they broadcast them while you're eating, at least refer to a normal phenomenon.

Tena lady is more difficult to dress up... it's not easy to say "You're a grown woman with the bladder control of a small child. It's pretty pathetic really so buy this st because you piss yourself."

[ConcreteBuffalo]

Frankeh said:

Hugh Grant: Shut up and get in the van, i'm going to fk your mouth.

Hooker: The usual then, Hugh?

Edited by Frankeh on Wednesday 30th September 16:17

[smifffymoto]

I'm glad my wife did her pelvic floor exercises after our kids were born

[ShadownINja]

Don said:

NO it's not OK.

Nor is it OK to sit talking like the Sex in the City girls and bang on about piles and a cream for it or not being regular in your movements and taking something to make you st yourself.

Woooooaahhhh there. Women? Regular movements? What ARE you on about? The fairer sex doesn't poop.

[HRG.]

Justayellowbadge said:

Landlord said:

sleep envy said:

phil - have you ever considered a career as a script writer?

Yeah. Loads of times. I'd specialise in rom-coms.

Andie Macdowell : Oh, is it raining?, I hadn't noticed.

Hugh Grant: Shut up and get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.


Julia Roberts: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy

Hugh Grant: Can I stop you there? Get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.


Tom Cruise: Get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.

Renee Zellweger: Shut up, you had me at 'van'



I think it's a goer, Phil.

That bought tears to my eyes...

[GKP]

HRG. said:

That bought tears to my eyes...

Open wider next time then.

[LukeBird]

At the whole thread!

[HOGEPH]

Frankeh said:

Personally I've been waiting for a mock/comedic advert for quite a while.
A caricaturisation of all silly adverts from QVC or other shopping channels. I think it would go down a treat.

Phoenix Nights showed a few.

[Bee_Jay]

Justayellowbadge said:

Landlord said:

sleep envy said:

phil - have you ever considered a career as a script writer?

Yeah. Loads of times. I'd specialise in rom-coms.

Andie Macdowell : Oh, is it raining?, I hadn't noticed.

Hugh Grant: Shut up and get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.


Julia Roberts: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy

Hugh Grant: Can I stop you there? Get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.


Tom Cruise: Get in the van, I'm going to fk your mouth.

Renee Zellweger: Shut up, you had me at 'van'



I think it's a goer, Phil.

Outstanding - someone just came into my office to ask what the hell I was laughing so loud at...