Witty leaving card comment for a dutch bloke at work

[okgo]

Why don't you think of your own?

[Soovy]

The office is a place of work.

Stop tryng to turn it into some zany comedy club.



Next.

[Bibbs]

Would have bought you some inflatable shoes and some darts as a leaving present, but didn't want you to pop your clogs.

or something ..

[cv01jw]

If I could do a leaving message, it would probably be the best leaving message in the world.

[blindswelledrat]

anonymous said:

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Or perhaps a different one.

[HOGEPH]

I take my cap off to you.

Stuck your finger in any dykes recently?

[blindswelledrat]

cv01jw said:

If I could do a leaving message, it would probably be the best leaving message in the world.

Perhaps not that one either.

[Xenocide]

I've always fancied you as tulip amazing. But it's time to go so get your cloggs on and ps off!

[sleep envy]

shorry, you're leaving

[HOGEPH]

The Dutch export 2 things, Diamonds and dope.

We didn't get the diamonds.....

[Hugo a Gogo]

for shure, itsh been crazshy workings wiz you, shee you shoon for a shmoke and a pancake

[shoggoth1]

Volkomen Kut.

[Steamer]

Dutch you say?

Selotape one of these to the inside of the card - but tell him the vital punchline is missing...

[Los Palmas 7]

Soovy said:

The office is a place of work.

Stop trying to turn it into some zany comedy club.



Next.

This. Why do people feel the need to give leaving cards anyway? Chances are the leaver is going on to bigger and better things, in which case they won't be bothered about getting "best wishes for the future" from Maureen in Accounts (who they've never met). Or, they're being made redundant/sacked/retiring, in which case you're just rubbing it in.

Failing that, how about "fk off Cloggy"?

[Justayellowbadge]

Soovy said:

The office is a place of work.

Stop tryng to turn it into some zany comedy club.



Next.

Harsh. Wouldn't a simple 'Good Luck' suffice?

[Los Palmas 7]

cv01jw said:

If I could do a leaving message, it would probably be the best leaving message in the world.

Carlsberg is from Denmark, not Holland.

[parakitaMol.]

Soovy said:

The office is a place of work.

Stop tryng to turn it into some zany comedy club.



Next.

Signed

Colin Hunt.

[mybrainhurts]

Don't forget your clogs...

[HOGEPH]

Zullen we zoenen?

[blindswelledrat]

I think this thread conclusively proves that you would be infinitely better off saying "Good luck at your next job. Its been nice to work with you"