Male Nipples

[jon_80]

My girlfriend and I had a couple of friends round last night and one of them brought along another guy we hadn't met before.

The guy, probably mid-late 30s, was wearing a jumper over a t-shirt but you could see what I can only describe as these cigar butts showing proud through the 2 layers of clothes! I thought it was disgusting (I'm glad to say my nipples are tiny) but I forced myself not to notice.

After everyone had gone I mentioned it to the Mrs and she casually said "oh that, yes I noticed that. It could be quite attractive on the right man". WTF?!! I said "What is the right man? And they are probably twice as big as yours!?" She thought for a sec and said "well they are probably a bit too big, I'd have to see them bare. He looks in good shape though." (not sure if that was a yes or a no and I didn't want to pursue it any further).

I've never seen (or at least never noticed) anything quite like it before. I remember a fat kid at school who we used to tease in the changing rooms because he had these strange very wide puffy ones. But this was completely different.

I wondered what anyone else thought. Is anyone else afflicted that way and what reaction do you get from people (or do you not think of it as an affliction?)

[AndyKH]

erm.
I'd say your missus fancied him and thought his big nips were in proportion to his tool.

[Justayellowbadge]

She wants to shag someone else, better get rid, etc etc, guffaw guffaw.


Thought I'd get that out of the way.

ETA: damn, they can be so quick..

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Monday 5th October 20:34

[Fleegle]

You spent time looking at another blokes nipples. I would say that your partners interest in them is the least of your problems.

Have you had these urges before?

[DrTre]

On a vaguely related (ie not at all) note, has anyone else ever had pins and needles in their taddywacker?

Edited by DrTre on Monday 5th October 20:37

[smifffymoto]

They may have been pierced or he may be a fag who is into "pumping"(I'm not a gayer,I'm married.As I'm married with 2 small children sex is out of the window)I have seen a women with pumped bits and pieces on the internet,thats how I know.

[a_bread]

You sure you're not suffering from nipple envy?

Maybe the guy's got some sort of hormone imbalance.

A friend of mine has big ones that you see thro a t-shirt and doesn't seem to do him any harm, popular enough with women, not sure if that has anything to do with the size of his nips or not.

[Flippin' Kipper]

DrTre said:

On a vaguely related note, has anyone else ever had pins and needles in their taddywacker?

Only once when I woke up and it was trapped under my knee.

[philthy]

DrTre said:

On a vaguely related (ie not at all) note, has anyone else ever had pins and needles in their taddywacker?

Only if I ask nicely........

[DrTre]

Flippin' Kipper said:

Only once when I woke up and it was trapped under my knee.

[Justayellowbadge]

DrTre said:

On a vaguely related (ie not at all) note, has anyone else ever had pins and needles in their taddywacker?

Edited by DrTre on Monday 5th October 20:37

Yes, but after a 15 year fight that culminated at the ECoHR it was decided that it wasn't abuse and the conviction was unsound.

I don't mind telling you, we got well and truly hammered that night.

[Flippin' Kipper]

smifffymoto said:

They may have been pierced or he may be a fag who is into "pumping"(I'm not a gayer,I'm married.As I'm married with 2 small children sex is out of the window)I have seen a women with pumped bits and pieces on the internet,thats how I know.

Just googled that ewww!

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/800813

"Think" it's a man!

[jon_80]

Flippin' Kipper said:

smifffymoto said:

They may have been pierced or he may be a fag who is into "pumping"(I'm not a gayer,I'm married.As I'm married with 2 small children sex is out of the window)I have seen a women with pumped bits and pieces on the internet,thats how I know.

Just googled that ewww!

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/800813

"Think" it's a man!

OK then, I guess I can conclude that the visitor was probably gay and has an esoteric hobby called pumping. Presumably there's some underground movement that does this and they meet up to compare......

[308mate]

DrTre said:

On a vaguely related (ie not at all) note, has anyone else ever had pins and needles in their taddywacker?

Edited by DrTre on Monday 5th October 20:37

Pins and needles? Mine regularly goes completely numb.

If you do long rides on a sports bike wearing jeans or leathers without enough room designed into the crotch, its like its disappeared altogether.

I try and keep it to a minimum.

[Justayellowbadge]

308mate said:

DrTre said:

On a vaguely related (ie not at all) note, has anyone else ever had pins and needles in their taddywacker?

Edited by DrTre on Monday 5th October 20:37

Pins and needles? Mine regularly goes completely numb.

If you do long rides on a sports bike wearing jeans or leathers without enough room designed into the crotch, its like its disappeared altogether.

I try and keep it to a minimum.

Evidently.

[triggersbroom]

Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it

[GTIR]

triggersbroom said:

Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it

Nipple clamps
Nipple twists
Nipple tassles (for men)
Nipple olympics
Nipple support groups

I could go on

[mybrainhurts]

triggersbroom said:

Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

So they know when it's cold....

[308mate]

triggersbroom said:

Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it

What else would we attach crocodile clips and a 12V battery to?

[Flippin' Kipper]

Be a barren landscape without them.