Have you ever had a stalker????

[Jag-D]

Some people joke about stalkers, so I was wondering if any of you have had one?

I have

[Jasandjules]

I'm too ugly to have a stalker.

[Shabs]

hell yeah, an ex-gf, it was rather worrying but as I was young and single, fun as well Everybody needs a stalker!

[Lord Flathead]

Jasandjules said:

I'm too ugly to have a stalker.

Well I think you're lovely. Be seeing you around

[Mc lovin]

Yes an ex girlfriend, she even called me on my wedding day at the reception, she'd drive past my house, ask my friends what i'd been doing, emailed/texted constantly.

[Jag-D]

Seems to be a common link so far

[V8mate]

Mc lovin said:

Yes an ex girlfriend, she even called me on my wedding day at the reception, ...

You took the call though, right?

"Hang on Vicar... Hello? Oh hiya...yeah I'm fine...you?... oh good...(sorry honey... be right back. Sorry Vicar) ... yeah, it's been ages... well...an hour or so anyway...yeah, getting married, that's right...erm... I don't suppose she'd mind...bit difficult to ask right now... ah go on, come along to the reception later..bye!"

[Simpo Two]

A former neighbour of mine (quite pretty) said she had a stalker once - but as she was rather fond of having affairs with old married men, it was probably one of their wives!

[Mc lovin]

V8mate said:

Mc lovin said:

Yes an ex girlfriend, she even called me on my wedding day at the reception, ...

You took the call though, right?

"Hang on Vicar... Hello? Oh hiya...yeah I'm fine...you?... oh good...(sorry honey... be right back. Sorry Vicar) ... yeah, it's been ages... well...an hour or so anyway...yeah, getting married, that's right...erm... I don't suppose she'd mind...bit difficult to ask right now... ah go on, come along to the reception later..bye!"

Not really, a mate of mine came over to me and said " Lilly is on the phone for you mate" I could have murdered him, but i think my face said it all as he slowly backed away with the phone

[captainzep]

Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud is constantly pestering me, boiling our rabbits, going through my bins, hanging around my house, throwing her shoes at Mrs Zep etc.

And I've only just got rid of Kylie.

One thing after a bloody another.

[Eddh]

Yes, turning up at my house at 1am delcaring her undenying love to me (she was engaged).

[V8mate]

Eddh said:

Yes, turning up at my house at 1am delcaring her undenying love to me (she was engaged).

Your boss?

[Eddh]

V8mate said:

Eddh said:

Yes, turning up at my house at 1am delcaring her undenying love to me (she was engaged).

Your boss?

No a 'friend'. That hag with the gunt isn't my boss thank god!

Although I did almost apply for a job that would and resulted in me working under her about a year ago, thank god I didn't apply now.

[Steamer]

...Its not stalking!



Its dating from a distance.

[V8mate]

Eddh said:

V8mate said:

Eddh said:

Yes, turning up at my house at 1am delcaring her undenying love to me (she was engaged).

Your boss?

No a 'friend'. That hag with the gunt isn't my boss thank god!

Although I did almost apply for a job that would and resulted in me working under her about a year ago, thank god I didn't apply now.

A Biblical 'under'?

You wanted it didn't you? That feeling of suffocation, of being entirely consumed.

[A911DOM]

Sadly yes. Some people just dont know when to stop and clearly dont understand the words 'Sorry Im not interested'.

Still, nice to be appreciated

[Cara Van Man]

captainzep said:

Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud is constantly pestering me, boiling our rabbits, going through my bins, hanging around my house, throwing her shoes at Mrs Zep etc.

And I've only just got rid of Kylie.

One thing after a bloody another.

Funny that. Cheryl Cole steals my y-fronts.

[Eddh]

V8mate said:

Eddh said:

V8mate said:

Eddh said:

Yes, turning up at my house at 1am delcaring her undenying love to me (she was engaged).

Your boss?

No a 'friend'. That hag with the gunt isn't my boss thank god!

Although I did almost apply for a job that would and resulted in me working under her about a year ago, thank god I didn't apply now.

A Biblical 'under'?

You wanted it didn't you? That feeling of suffocation, of being entirely consumed.

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HORROR!!

[anonymous-user]

I had a crazy ex who became a stalker! she force her way into my house with a freind and took all my clothes claiming that she deserverd them as she had bought some of them! she was being quite aggresive so I just let her get on with it! I rang the police and told them what had happened, so they went round to hers to get my stuff. When they brought the clothes back where washed and ironed! so I rang the crazy bh and thanked her for doing my laundry and could she come back same time next week! she went crazy! daft bint! her and her new boyfreind used to sit in his car and wait outside my house! no idea why!

[V8mate]

Cara Van Man said:

captainzep said:

Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud is constantly pestering me, boiling our rabbits, going through my bins, hanging around my house, throwing her shoes at Mrs Zep etc.

And I've only just got rid of Kylie.

One thing after a bloody another.

Funny that. Cheryl George Cole steals my y-fronts.

EFA