I often wondered what people would do to themselvs if they didn't have to conform and have a day job. The tats I understand but that beard hes ripping the piss. Unless hes wanting a cameo on Emmerdale.
Normally Beckham has an uncanny knack of looking fairly cool whatever he does with his hair / clothes / facial fuzz etc - But the Mrs and I both burst out laughing when they showed a clip of him on the news from the last England match.