Porn film actors required.

[Chris_H]

My local paper is advertising for porn film 'actors'. Have any of you ever answered one of these ads, and if so, what was the interview like?

[scorp]

I have to ask; what is a tri-sexual ?

[Vixpy1]

Wonder if its a big part?

[T89 Callan]

Tri-sexual?

Thats a joke from Ali G, got to be some sort of pisstake. According to a guy I knew who ran a proper modelling agency there was no shortage of people desperate to get into porn.

[The Hypno-Toad]

scorp said:

I have to ask; what is a tri-sexual ?

They'll try anything once...

[robinhood21]

I've had sex in a car but, never on a tricycle.

[Chris_H]

tri-sexual

February 23, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
the definition of someone who will "try" anything sexual.

[The Fly Fisher]

You'd have to be really hard up to do that job.

[Stallion Pants]

robinhood21 said:

I've had sex in a car but, never on a tricycle.

Your missing out then

[Vixpy1]

The Fly Fisher said:

You'd have to be really hard up to do that job.

Well, you'd better hope it does not flop then

[Chris_H]

It seems they have more than one listing! This one's only part time though.

[GekkoRules]

I had a pal who was a 'stunt cock'.

A few of them in most flicks - careful editing makes it look like the star has the load of navarone.

Decent money if he was to be believed.

[Chris_H]

GekkoRules said:

I had a pal who was a 'stunt cock'.

A few of them in most flicks - careful editing makes it look like the star has the load of navarone.

Decent money if he was to be believed.

[collateral]

T89 Callan said:

Tri-sexual?

Thats a joke from Ali G, got to be some sort of pisstake. According to a guy I knew who ran a proper modelling agency there was no shortage of people desperate to get into porn.

That uncle Jamal has a lot to answer for

[robinhood21]

Stallion Pants said:

robinhood21 said:

I've had sex in a car but, never on a tricycle.

Your missing out then

Yes, but am a dab-hand on a unicycle.

[rolex]

Most pornstars are circumcised, that's why they say cut after each scene

[Hedders]

These are just agencies looking to take ridiculous signing up fee's from poor 'suckers' who don't know better.

[GekkoRules]

No need to be bitter Hedders.

It might have worked out differently for you................

[blueg33]

Hedders said:

These are just agencies looking to take ridiculous signing up fee's from poor 'suckers' who don't know better.

Surely for porn they would want "good suckers" rather than "poor suckers"?

[Hedders]

GekkoRules said:

No need to be bitter Hedders.

It might have worked out differently for you................

Not an industry i have any desire to work in

I do have 'a freind' who signed up with such an agency last year though and had to fight to get about £400 back as they signed him up to some kind of 'premier listing service' that he did not ask for. He never heard any whisper of any money making gigs, he just got more spam from other people wanting his money..